Patsy Smiles quotes from Camp Lazlo

Patsy

[crying] I never thought my Lazlo could be...an alien!

Patsy

Did you do something to your hair, Lazlo?

Raj

Who-Who are you?

Clam

Wh-What d'ya want?

Lazlo

[sniffs] And why do you smell so nice?

Gretchen

Shut your traps!

Raj

How-how can they smell so nice and be so mean?

Gretchen

[turns on a flashlight to them] Tell us your plans, you disgusting aliens.

Lazlo

[confused] Aliens? We don't know what you're talking about.

Patsy

You think we're gonna fall for that?

Gretchen

We're too smart.

Nina

You said it, Gretchen. Uh, ahem. I mean, number 3.

Lazlo

It's so cold, I can see my breath! [breathing out snowflakes] Hey, what's wrong with Clam?

Raj

[laughs] He has what we call the "brain freeze." [gets a brain freeze with His face except for his nose imploding inside his head]

Lazlo

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! Brain freeze! [gets a brain freeze and making funny faces, as the Squirrel Scouts laughed at them outside the cabin]

Gretchen

Be careful!

Nina

Your faces could stick that way.

Patsy

Especially since you just ate 16 gallons of frozen glue.

Nina

And, uh, [her glasses slip] everyone knows that aliens don't eat ice cream. [re-adjusts her glasses]

Lazlo

Oh, yeah? Let's recharge!

Patsy

But I knew kung-fu! [jumps around making karate noises] And ninjitsu! [jumps around making more karate noises] And bok choy! [stands triumphantly]

Ooh! Bok choy!

Raj

She's quite the charmer. She has got ferocious nostrils.

Patsy

I happened to be an expert on snakes. I am a mongoose!

Raj

Wow, that's one angry caribou!

Lazlo

Uh, I thought we were supposed to be looking for Snakey.

Patsy

Uh...Oh, yeah, we are.

Lazlo

But how come we see Snakey in the dark?

Patsy

[talking about Skip] That's funny. Where did he go?

Raj

Great holly! They're dropping like flies!

Lazlo

[running away from the snake with Patsy] But you said you're the greatest snake hunter in the world!

Patsy

I lied!

Lazlo

But what about ninjutsu?! Kung fu?! Bok choy?!

Patsy

Lied, lied, lied!

Lazlo

What about the time you beat up a snake with its own brass knuckles?!

Patsy

What part of "I lied" do you NOT understand?!

Nina

Hey, look!

Gretchen

It's a couple of Bean Scouts crying.

Patsy

They probably saw the yeti and couldn't handle it.

Lazlo

For your info, yetis don't exist. And the only thing that makes a Bean scout cry is a chopped onion. If you see your yeti, tell him if you see any unicorns. [leaves with Raj and Clam]

Patsy

[annoyed, decides to return to their cabin] Come on, let's go. [but their feet are stuck on sticky marshmallow ground from Raj's tears] Oh, no! We're stuck!

[hearing the girls screaming] Did you hear that, Carl? It sounds like campers! Oh, I'm scared!

Campers are a myth, you yeti knucklehead! [Yeti 1's marshmallow drops to the ground] Uh, are you gonna eat that?

Jane

So romantic.

Nina

[slow dancing with Raj; darkly] I know judo.

[slow dancing with Chip as he farts; disgusted] Eww!

Gretchen

[slow dancing with Clam as he gazes dreamily at her; annoyed] Wipe that grin off your face, creep, before I take it off myself.

Patsy

[fully impatient] All right, Lazlo, this dance is over! GET 'EM, SQUIRRELS!

Lazlo

[as all the squirrel scouts glare annoyingly at him for showing up late] What's goin' on, ladies?

Patsy

I'll tell you what's going on! This shindig…

Raj

Hoedown?

Clam

Hallabaloo?

This whatever it is!

Lazlo

Are you talkin' about the dance?

Gretchen

Wow! I can't believe we did it.

Nina

I can't believe we accomplished everything on our list of things to do for the perfect Squirrel Scout day.

Patsy

I sure am glad that we decided to save the best thing on the list for last… snail bathing. [giggles]

Nina

But it pales in comparison to the thrills and spills of hornet racing, I'm still tingling from that exciting fifth place.

Gretchen

I think scummy dipping was best thing on the perfect day list. I do so love swimming in a good puddle of pond muck.

Patsy

Oh, I feel kind of bad for Miss Doe. She really had her heart set on this Fru Fru thing.

Gretchen

What does "Fru Fru" mean, anyway?

Patsy

Well, why don't we go look it up? Come on! [later in the cabin, she and her friends are searching the word of "Fru Fru" in the dictionary] All right, let's see. "Phish… Phrank." [finds the word "Phru Phru" (that starts with "Ph")] Aha! "Phru Phru: Refers to the mysterious ceremony in which some primitive tribes believe they are given the ability to fly." [puzzled] Ability to fly? Oh, that's weird.

Nina

[realizes] Wait a minute! Don't you girls remember the Fru Fru motto?

"Be true to the Fru Fru spirit we adore and your heart will soar forever more."

Patsy

Soar! She was telling us that we would fly! That's why she wanted us to do all that dumb girly stuff.

Gretchen

So we could be given the ability to fly?

Almondine

I think I'd like to be given the ability to fly.

Patsy

He's dreamy...

He's putting us out of business!

Samson

[returns to camp and to his cabin after getting battered by the Squirrel Scouts] That was really strange. [hears voices and peeks inside his cabin, seeing the Squirrel Scouts already in there and looking around]

Look! His pillow!

Nina

That's where he lays his sweet, sweet head.

Gretchen

I found his socks!

Almondine

I found his tissues!

Patsy

I found his dandruff!

Gretchen

Let me have some!

Patsy

Get your own!

Gretchen

I said, give me some of that Samson dander!

Nina

[points to Samson outside the cabin door] Look!

Gretchen

It's him!

[dreamily] Hi, Samson.

Samson

Hello.

Can we do anything for you?

Samson

Can you put my dandruff back where you found it?