[After the Bean Scouts throw away their clothes; Lumpus is giving them an announcement]
Listen up, Beans, Say goodbye to those cotton-poly prisons called clothes. Today we break the time wasting Saul washing cycle of wash, wear and repeat, For I, Algonquin C. Genius, have invented a uniform that can be worn around the clock and never needs washing.
[off-screen] Yeah!
[Lumpus takes out some red paint]
Who wants to try one on?
Does it have to be a Bean Scout uniform?
Not at all, choose any style you like.
[Edward uses blue paint and paints himself a tuxedo, and a hat which he puts on his head. Lazlo uses green paint and paints himself invisible. Chip and Skip use brown paint and paint themselves some Bean Scout uniforms and add some faces to the backs of their heads]
Ha, ha, ha! Ha, ha, ha!
[Samson uses pink paint and paints himself a ballerina costume and added tutu. He twirls like a ballerina. Meanwhile, the Owl Cop drives his bicycle and stops at Camp Kidney. He use his binoculars and sees Dave, Ping Pong and Harold making painted clothes]
[off-screen] Huh? [on-screen] Uhh... [went to talk to Lumpus] Mister, what in Bob's bingo is going on here?
Umm, what does it look like?
Like a bunch of folks wearing paint instead of clothes. [Lumpus has an unhappy expression] What color do you have?
[as he finishes painting the cop's clothes] And that should about...do it.
Oh man, that's perfect.
Kiss those dry cleaning bills goodbye.
You got any bicycle paint? [later, after Lumpus turns the cop's bicycle into a motorcycle] Oh man, I'm telling all my friends about this! [drives away]
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