Bean Scouts quotes from Camp Lazlo

Here you go pal, use my neckerchief. I won't need it anymore.

Lazlo, there is something written on the inside of your neckerchief.

Oh yeah, that was there...when I first got it.

Let me take to my heart, Camp Kidney, a wonderland where summer runs free...

...where I laughed and I played while my good parents paid to let their child come of age and be me.

[laughs] Steaming saffron! Who wrote that hokey baloony!?

BBBig Bean

[crying] I did.

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NNorman

A question; What's 20 billion times katillion?

Skip

480 lumpillion.

BSBean Scouts

Wow!

Ping-Pong

Tell me, how many tubes of toothpaste will I use in a lifetime?

Chip

You haven't finished your first one.

Ping-Pong

They're totally right! [his tooth falls out]

Professors, in your educated opinion, do you believe our sun will be a future habitat for Lava People

Skip

Well, actually Lazlo, in five billion years, our sun will be a Red Giant, engulfing three planets in our solar system, after which it will go supernova.

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[Everyone goes back to there cabins]

Wanna play shadow puppets?

Samson

I just drop teddy at the Laundromat.

[goes into his cabin] Phew! Goodbye camp Hello dreamland. [noticed Clam was in his bed and screams] WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY BUNK?!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY BUNK?!

Edward You heard the Bedtime Bugle! Edward Day is over!

But I Love being Edward.

You're not Edward, I'M EDWARD!

You're not Edward, I'M EDWARD!

[Both breathing hardly]

Grr! Hey, stink sacks!

Hey, stink sacks!

Will you tell this fruitcake who Edward is?!

Will you tell that fruitcake who Edward is?!

Skip

Are we dreaming?

Chip

I think so.

[They went back to sleep]

ECEdward and Clam

See?!

[from inside] Nobody's interesting!

[from inside] Don't copy me!

[from inside] Stop doing that!

[from inside] Why are you such an idiot?! [the Bean Scouts wake up and goes to Edward's Cabin and complain] You can go to sleep after you tell this imitation who the original Edward is!

Not in this lifetime, butterball!

Samson

Okay, now that is Edward.

[The bean scouts all talking at once]

[walks up to Clam and Edward] Excuse me. Pardon me Fred. Pardon me hippo guy. Uh beg pardon pig character that I've not met until now. [chuckles] Looks like we've got ourselves a little mix up. Hmm. What we need here is a good old fashion face off to find the real Edward. Let's start with Edward on the Right.

Edward on the right?! THERE IS NO EDWARD ON THE RIGHT!!! I'M THE ONLY EDWARD!!!!

BSBean Scouts

BOOOO!!!!

GGordon

Too wimpy!

Well, I guess that was pretty good.

I'm surrounded by idiots!

[The Bean Scouts Cheer]

Yeah that's him!

This camp is only big enough for one Edward!

BSBean Scouts

Edward on the right! Edward on the right!

[leaves his cabin] If he's Edward then who does that make me Clam? Ugh can't think of the worse...Wait a minute. Wait just one minute.

[Time card that says One Minute Later. Edward blows the bugle. Lazlo wakes up and Edward dressed like Clam]

Oh, um, hello there, Edward. What can I do for ya?

[imitating] Duh, me Clam.

Do you have something stuck in your throat, Edward?

No [grabs the picture] Duh, Clam. I am Clam.

Oh, I get it. He likes our picture.

Oh, flattery will get you everywhere, Edward.

Clam!!! I'm impersonating Clam, you idiots!!!

Okay, is he still doing Clam?

I think he's trying to do Edward again. Oooh, look what time it is. Well, Clam, we better get down to the mess hall. We don't want to miss breakfast.

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[After discovering the billboard was just spelled wrong]

Samson

Camp Dinkey's really Camp Kidney?

[Except for Lazlo, the Bean Scouts all mutter and groan in disappointment]

Come on, fellas. All this time, we've been imagining the coolest camp possible, but maybe it's been Camp Kidney all along.

[The Bean Scouts smile, then quickly disagree]

Let's face it. There's nothing cool about Camp Kidney.

[A dark cloud appears and lightning strikes the billboard, setting it on fire and reducing it to ashes]

BSBean Scouts

Cool!

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[After the Bean Scouts throw away their clothes; Lumpus is giving them an announcement]

Listen up, Beans, Say goodbye to those cotton-poly prisons called clothes. Today we break the time wasting Saul washing cycle of wash, wear and repeat, For I, Algonquin C. Genius, have invented a uniform that can be worn around the clock and never needs washing.

BSBeans Scouts

[off-screen] Yeah!

[Lumpus takes out some red paint]

Who wants to try one on?

Does it have to be a Bean Scout uniform?

Not at all, choose any style you like.

[Edward uses blue paint and paints himself a tuxedo, and a hat which he puts on his head. Lazlo uses green paint and paints himself invisible. Chip and Skip use brown paint and paint themselves some Bean Scout uniforms and add some faces to the backs of their heads]

CSChip and Skip

Ha, ha, ha! Ha, ha, ha!

[Samson uses pink paint and paints himself a ballerina costume and added tutu. He twirls like a ballerina. Meanwhile, the Owl Cop drives his bicycle and stops at Camp Kidney. He use his binoculars and sees Dave, Ping Pong and Harold making painted clothes]

OCOwl Cop

[off-screen] Huh? [on-screen] Uhh... [went to talk to Lumpus] Mister, what in Bob's bingo is going on here?

Umm, what does it look like?

OCOwl Cop

Like a bunch of folks wearing paint instead of clothes. [Lumpus has an unhappy expression] What color do you have?

[as he finishes painting the cop's clothes] And that should about...do it.

OCOwl Cop

Oh man, that's perfect.

Kiss those dry cleaning bills goodbye.

OCOwl Cop

You got any bicycle paint? [later, after Lumpus turns the cop's bicycle into a motorcycle] Oh man, I'm telling all my friends about this! [drives away]