Scoutmaster Lumpus quotes from Camp Lazlo

Lumpus

[nervously to Commander Hoo-Hah] But my campers are right here... [points to a bunch of rag dolls with hats sitting on a log]

Lumpus

[while posing as the tree, getting sleepy and crazy] All around the Mulberry tree, the moose chases the monkey.

Lumpus

[not knowing he was talking to Lazlo who enters] Oh, Slinkman, you're back. I'm sorry for kicking you out the window.

Lumpus

You want me to blow your mind?! Because I'll blow your mind! I LIED!

Lumpus

A ROCK?!

Lumpus

It's not fair but I don't care.

Lumpus

I don't like meat. I LOVE meat!

Lumpus

Wait, Lazlo, if I eat one more bite, I'm going to explode!

Lumpus

[after Lazlo throws clown confetti on him, dressed up as a clown; enraged] NOT ON ME, YOU LITTLE TWERP!

Lumpus

Happy Pancake Day to me! [chuckles joyfully] Good golly. I don't know when I've seen such a-- [notices Clam growling furiously while facing him] Uh…

Lumpus

We have a tradition to our family, Jane.

Lumpus

[looks himself through the mirror] Well, I am either a lunatic or the greatest genius the world has ever known.

Lazlo

I'm sorry we sunk your fancy boat, and mistook you for a lake monster, but you gotta understand. We were just trying to help you catch a fish.

Lumpus

Help me? Help me?! You really want to help me?!

Yes.

Lumpus

Help me catch a fish?

Yes.

Lumpus

The only way you three bozos can help me catch a fish is to get as far away from me as possible and not help me at all!

Lazlo

Scoutmaster Lumpus, [opens the monster's mouth] do you need our help? Because you asked us not to help.

Lumpus

[sarcastically] Oh, no. I'm just getting eaten by a ferocious lake monster. Don't worry about me. What makes you think I need your...

Lazlo

Okay! [closes the monster's mouth]

Lumpus

Lazlo!

Lazlo

[opens the monster's mouth again] Yes?

Lumpus

Eh, I do need your help. And look, I caught a fish!

Lazlo

Wow! Hey! Look you guys, a fish! We caught a fish!

♪ Go-cart races sing this song, do-da, do-da. ♪

Raj

♪ Oh-a-do-da-day. ♪

Lazlo

♪ Oh-a-do-da-day. ♪

Clam

♪ Da-day. ♪

♪ Go-cart races sing this song, oh-do-da... ♪

Lumpus

[fed up with the Campers' singing] Will you can it with the singing?! [The Campers stopped after that]

Sir, they're just excited about building their own go-carts for the big annual race.

Lazlo

[tries to sing] G-G-Go-cart.