If you two are finished yapping, I'd like to have my sandwich now.
Sure thing. Edward ordered the salami sandwich; [hands a salami sandwich to Edward] hold the mayo. Dave ordered the ham and pea soup; [hands a bowl of ham and pea soup to Dave] hold the ham and peas. And I ordered the snake. [eyes widen] I ordered the snake?!
EDEdward, Dave and Ping-Pong
[look inside the basket] THE SNAKE! [scream]
[hearing their screaming from the distance] What was that?
I don't even know, but it reminded me of a movie about a melon that ate farmers.
Dinner music. [Ignatious, Bill, and Mort frightfully take out and play some instruments] Give me some soda pop. [Ted pours some soda pop into his cup; glares fiercely at Wilbert] DID I SAY YOU COULD LOOK AT ME?! [eats his food] This food isn't going to chew itself!
[showing a photo to Dave] There she is.
DaveWow. She's beautiful.
Let me see that. [takes the photo out of Harold's hand] I've seen better. [stuffs the photo in his pocket] I'll keep it anyway.
But that was a picture of my mom.
[over the radio] They're getting closer! This isn't a stunt! Call the coast guard!
[Chip and Skip begin crying]
[enters their cabin] Hey, guys! Chip! Skip! Come on, you two! We're gonna go watch Edward getting eaten by yetis!
[while carrying Raj] Save Edward! Save Edward!
Dave
Where you going?
Dave
[to Ping Pong] Want to watch Edward get eaten by yetis?
[still freaking out] Help! I lied about last night! This is real now! [voice cowering] This has been...Edward...After Dark. [screams as the yetis enter]
[The campers arrived too late as the lights of the radio station went out]
[to Clam] Can you put me down now?
[Clam puts Raj down]
[holding a radio] Goodbye, Edward.
Oh, boy! The latest issue of "The Weakly Bean." "How to deal with tetherball anxiety." Wow! This is really gonna help my game.
Dave
Lazlo, you read "The Weakly Bean?"
Do you do the trivia challenge?
Oh, I just love the trivia challenge!
Dave
Then how come you never send in your answers?
Well, I figured I'd let someone else have a shot at winning.
Dave
Well, you don't have to worry about that because no one else reads it! [hugs Ping-Pong, weeping and sobbing]
[Next scene where the Bean Scout are in line at the Mess Hall at night]
Dave
How come we're having dinner for breakfast?
Good morning, friendship campers!
Good morning, Camp Kidney!
[Edward walks in]
Ooooh, he's really improving.
Hey, Ed Man. Why don't you cut in front of me?
Oh, hey, Edward. That was a lot of fun yesterday. How about a second helping?
Hey. Uh who cares about Edward? He's a jerk.
Is your dream about Edward?
And I said to the guy "what do I look like a Squirrel Scout?"
[Everyone Laughs]
Uh, Clam no think new Edward is so funny.
Who's that supposed to be?
Well, if it isn't Clam. Clam here is so short when it rains. He's the last to know.
[Everyone laughs]
[voiceover] That should be me up there getting all that attention. Getting laughs at someone else's expense. He's already had his day with the gooseberry. [gets an idea; spoken] He's not Edward and I can prove it! [laughs] Clam loves gooseberry bushes! [eats gooseberries out of a bush] Mmm gooseberries! Who can resist them?! [eats more gooseberries] Too bad you can't eat any of these delicious gooseberries! Edward hates goose berries! [spits out gooseberries]
I can't even remember when I last had gooseberries this good!!
[normal voice] Duh, gooseberries! [drooling]
Please tell me that's not drool.
Not Edward anymore! AAAAAHHHHH!!!!! [eats the goosberries]
I win! I'm the king of the Edwards! EUUUUUUUUAGGGH!!! [starts to have his gooseberry allergy] Gooseberry hives?! Well at least I'm still Edward.
[Episode ends]
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