[Edward wakes up and tries to make his so called "Cloth" and so called "Crown" making him a special pathetic scout]
This is it folks! The day were all been worshipping! [evil Laugh] Its...EDWARD DAY!!!
GGordon
[imitates Edward] Keep it down! You Weirdo!
NNorman
[imitates Edward] Hey look its the queen of England!
MMort
[imitates Edward] What is he suppose to be?
[imitates Edward] A loser!
Lets try this again. Its...EDWARD DAY!!!
[Everyone goes back to there cabins]
Wanna play shadow puppets?
I just drop teddy at the Laundromat.
[goes into his cabin] Phew! Goodbye camp Hello dreamland. [noticed Clam was in his bed and screams] WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY BUNK?!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY BUNK?!
Edward You heard the Bedtime Bugle! Edward Day is over!
You're not Edward, I'M EDWARD!
You're not Edward, I'M EDWARD!
[Both breathing hardly]
Will you tell this fruitcake who Edward is?!
Will you tell that fruitcake who Edward is?!
[They went back to sleep]
[from inside] Nobody's interesting!
[from inside] Don't copy me!
[from inside] Stop doing that!
[from inside] Why are you such an idiot?! [the Bean Scouts wake up and goes to Edward's Cabin and complain] You can go to sleep after you tell this imitation who the original Edward is!
Not in this lifetime, butterball!
Okay, now that is Edward.
[The bean scouts all talking at once]
[walks up to Clam and Edward] Excuse me. Pardon me Fred. Pardon me hippo guy. Uh beg pardon pig character that I've not met until now. [chuckles] Looks like we've got ourselves a little mix up. Hmm. What we need here is a good old fashion face off to find the real Edward. Let's start with Edward on the Right.
Edward on the right?! THERE IS NO EDWARD ON THE RIGHT!!! I'M THE ONLY EDWARD!!!!
Well, I guess that was pretty good.
I'm surrounded by idiots!
[The Bean Scouts Cheer]
This camp is only big enough for one Edward!
Edward on the right! Edward on the right!
[leaves his cabin] If he's Edward then who does that make me Clam? Ugh can't think of the worse...Wait a minute. Wait just one minute.
[Time card that says One Minute Later. Edward blows the bugle. Lazlo wakes up and Edward dressed like Clam]
Oh, um, hello there, Edward. What can I do for ya?
[imitating] Duh, me Clam.
Do you have something stuck in your throat, Edward?
No [grabs the picture] Duh, Clam. I am Clam.
Oh, I get it. He likes our picture.
Oh, flattery will get you everywhere, Edward.
Clam!!! I'm impersonating Clam, you idiots!!!
Okay, is he still doing Clam?
I think he's trying to do Edward again. Oooh, look what time it is. Well, Clam, we better get down to the mess hall. We don't want to miss breakfast.