How do you feel now, sir?
How do I feel? [jumps onto the table and dances] More importantly, how do I look?
CMChef McMuseli
Why, you look thinner already.
CMChef McMuseli
The McMuseli low-cal fat-free food-free weight-loss meal plan never fails to shed…
[grabs him by the shoulders; savagely] YOU PSYCHOTIC SALAD SPINNER!
I'm trying to gain weight!
CMChef McMuseli
Gain weight?! I can't handle such insanity! He is not of this world!
[frantically] I got to get some real food! I got to get out of here!
Lazlo, can you hold my seat while I go to the bathroom?
[goes in his tinkle tog] Okay, I'm done.
Look, Raj just went to the bathroom like the astronauts!
[dreamily] Just like the astronauts
[Dave and Ping-Pong sigh of relief]
Chef McMuesli[gives out sigh of relief then looks down] Forgot I wasn't wearing tinkletogs.
[Next scene at the mess hall. Edward enters]
Ta da! [no one didn't pay attention to him] Some people just had no class. Is someone gonna take my cloak or am I just gonna stand here all day?
LLouie
Glad to, Edward. [takes Edward's Cloak]
This is what I'm talking about.
It's a cloak, you peasant.
LLouie
[imitates Edward] Look at me. I'm the king of Camp Kidney.
I know where you live, freak! You stain my cloak, you buy my cloak. Capisce? [give Chef McMuesli the note] Chef McMuesli. Chef McMuesli. Look what I got.
Chef McMuesli
Oh it's Edward Day Huh?
Go ahead, McMuesli. Surprise me.
Chef McMuesli
[imitates Edwars] Give me my lunch and make it snappy, broccoli breath!
Just give me some lunch, will ya?
Chef McMuesli
[still imitating Edward] Coming right up! One macaroni surprise! Next!
[sits right next to Samson] You have the honor of sitting with me, peasant.
[imitates Edward] What do you want to see me? Get sick or something?
[annoyed] Listen up people. I don't know what you think you're all doing. You should be worshiping me! [everyone imatates Edward] Enough already! I hear by declare Edward Day finished!
Clam [sounds like Edward] But I love being Edward.
[Everyone is stunned]
Alright, who's the wise guy? Well, where are ya?
Wha? [everyone likes Clam's impersonation of Edward] You're supposed to worship me, not imitate me!
You're supposed to worship me, not imitate me!
[Everyone Laughs]
[walks out of the Mess Hall] I'm gonna end Edward Day once and for all! [plays the bedtime bugle]
So I say to the guy "what am I, a duck?"
[They hear the bedtime bugle]
[from the window] Trying to nap here!
That's the bedtime bugle, Lumpus. Go back to bed!
Oh, daylight savings time, huh? Well, keep it down anyway!
There. problem solved. Edward Day is officially over.
[Next scene where the Bean Scout are in line at the Mess Hall at night]
How come we're having dinner for breakfast?
Good morning, friendship campers!
Good morning, Camp Kidney!
[Edward walks in]
Ooooh, he's really improving.
Hey, Ed Man. Why don't you cut in front of me?
Chef McMuesli
Oh, hey, Edward. That was a lot of fun yesterday. How about a second helping?
Hey. Uh who cares about Edward? He's a jerk.
Is your dream about Edward?
And I said to the guy "what do I look like a Squirrel Scout?"
[Everyone Laughs]
Uh, Clam no think new Edward is so funny.
Who's that supposed to be?
Well, if it isn't Clam. Clam here is so short when it rains. He's the last to know.
[Everyone laughs]
[voiceover] That should be me up there getting all that attention. Getting laughs at someone else's expense. He's already had his day with the gooseberry. [gets an idea; spoken] He's not Edward and I can prove it! [laughs] Clam loves gooseberry bushes! [eats gooseberries out of a bush] Mmm gooseberries! Who can resist them?! [eats more gooseberries] Too bad you can't eat any of these delicious gooseberries! Edward hates goose berries! [spits out gooseberries]
I can't even remember when I last had gooseberries this good!!
[normal voice] Duh, gooseberries! [drooling]
Please tell me that's not drool.
Not Edward anymore! AAAAAHHHHH!!!!! [eats the goosberries]
I win! I'm the king of the Edwards! EUUUUUUUUAGGGH!!! [starts to have his gooseberry allergy] Gooseberry hives?! Well at least I'm still Edward.
[Episode ends]
[waking up from his pancake dream] Pancake Day!
[unenthusiastically while sleeping] Yay.
Clam, it is not considered day until there is sun. Until then, it is night.
Pancakes, pancakes! [bolts out of the Jelly cabin and into the Mess Hall as the sun rises in daytime] Pancakes, pancakes, pancakes! [howls like a rooster as Chef McMuseli opens the kitchen window while yawning; excitedly] Pancake Day!
CMChef McMuseli
[remembers unenthusiastically] Oh, yeah. It's Pancake Tuesday. [gets a tub of pancake batter] Huh… Ooh-whee, gosh. The batter tub's pretty empty.
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