Edward quotes from Camp Lazlo

Edward

Welcome to the Anti-Lazlo Club!

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Hey, when did those Jelly Cabin dweebs get an air conditioner? I'm the hottest camper in camp kidney!

Edward

The only thing we all want to forget…is you!

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I would rather read the phone book than to hear about [in sarcastic voice] magical wood gnomes! [Lazlo is seen smiling] But you're gonna tell us anyway?

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Dingle Dinglehopper...

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I know this sounds crazy but I had a dream last night that told me to gather everyone at the gate and then I will get what I most desire, I hope it's a voodoo drum!

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[as his anger surrounds his heart once again; to Gretchen] You stole my happy...YOU'RE GONNA PAY FOR THAT, SISTER!

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You're not going anywhere, pillow boy! Not until we all give you, a little taste, of some pillows!

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Noise pollution is not cool.

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Oops! Another concerned camper? [answers the tin can phone] Yes, hello, don't worry about- [a yeti roars down the phone at him, sending his fur flying. He notices his sound effects record isn't playing] Wha...? [starts stammering and trembling] Scoutmaster Lumpus? Was that you...? [hears growling and snarling at the door and all his fur stands on end] I th-thought I told you guys...n-not to come up here! [the frightened platypus now sees hairy hands at the window] MOTHER OF MERCY!!! I'M BEING ATTACKED BY YETIS!!!

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[to the Jelly Beans] It was you! You were the one that messed up Camp Kidney with your sunflowers! You've changed all the shower heads! The flagpole! And I don't want to say what you did with Slinkman!

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[to Samson] AUGH!!! FOR THE LOVE OF LUMPUS! PRESS THE BELL ALREADY!!!

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I'm so excited to be leaving this place that I don't care that I'm surrounded by all you losers!

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[anxiously opens the box he wants to see where he and the Bean Scouts are in] We're in...We're in... [looking at the sign] Oh no, "Acorn Flats Sunflower Field"?!

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Hold it, Lazlo! Isn't that a girls' bathroom?