[Everyone goes back to there cabins]
Wanna play shadow puppets?
I just drop teddy at the Laundromat.
[goes into his cabin] Phew! Goodbye camp Hello dreamland. [noticed Clam was in his bed and screams] WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY BUNK?!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY BUNK?!
Edward You heard the Bedtime Bugle! Edward Day is over!
But I Love being Edward.
You're not Edward, I'M EDWARD!
You're not Edward, I'M EDWARD!
[Both breathing hardly]
Grr! Hey, stink sacks!
Hey, stink sacks!
Will you tell this fruitcake who Edward is?!
Will you tell that fruitcake who Edward is?!
Are we dreaming?
I think so.
[They went back to sleep]
See?!
[from inside] Nobody's interesting!
[from inside] Don't copy me!
[from inside] Stop doing that!
[from inside] Why are you such an idiot?! [the Bean Scouts wake up and goes to Edward's Cabin and complain] You can go to sleep after you tell this imitation who the original Edward is!
Not in this lifetime, butterball!
Okay, now that is Edward.
[The bean scouts all talking at once]
[walks up to Clam and Edward] Excuse me. Pardon me Fred. Pardon me hippo guy. Uh beg pardon pig character that I've not met until now. [chuckles] Looks like we've got ourselves a little mix up. Hmm. What we need here is a good old fashion face off to find the real Edward. Let's start with Edward on the Right.
Edward on the right?! THERE IS NO EDWARD ON THE RIGHT!!! I'M THE ONLY EDWARD!!!!
BOOOO!!!!
Too wimpy!
Well, I guess that was pretty good.
I'm surrounded by idiots!
[The Bean Scouts Cheer]
Yeah that's him!
This camp is only big enough for one Edward!
Edward on the right! Edward on the right!
[leaves his cabin] If he's Edward then who does that make me Clam? Ugh can't think of the worse...Wait a minute. Wait just one minute.
[Time card that says One Minute Later. Edward blows the bugle. Lazlo wakes up and Edward dressed like Clam]
Oh, um, hello there, Edward. What can I do for ya?
[imitating] Duh, me Clam.
Do you have something stuck in your throat, Edward?
No [grabs the picture] Duh, Clam. I am Clam.
Oh, I get it. He likes our picture.
Oh, flattery will get you everywhere, Edward.
Clam!!! I'm impersonating Clam, you idiots!!!
Okay, is he still doing Clam?
I think he's trying to do Edward again. Oooh, look what time it is. Well, Clam, we better get down to the mess hall. We don't want to miss breakfast.
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