Ping-Pong quotes from Camp Lazlo

If you two are finished yapping, I'd like to have my sandwich now.

Ping-Pong

Sure thing. Edward ordered the salami sandwich; [hands a salami sandwich to Edward] hold the mayo. Dave ordered the ham and pea soup; [hands a bowl of ham and pea soup to Dave] hold the ham and peas. And I ordered the snake. [eyes widen] I ordered the snake?!

EDEdward, Dave and Ping-Pong

[look inside the basket] THE SNAKE! [scream]

[hearing their screaming from the distance] What was that?

I don't even know, but it reminded me of a movie about a melon that ate farmers.

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Ping Pong

Who knew that bear would be attracted to the meat flavored lip balm in my pocket?

I wish we had that lip balm for breakfast.

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Sorry, Samson. Guess we didn't see you there.

Didn't see me?

Ping Pong

Yeah. Sometimes you kind of blend in with the background.

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Hey, it's Samson.

Yes, it's Samson, so nice of you to remember! [cries]

Ping Pong

No problem, roomie.

[agitated] I WAS BEING SARCASTIC!

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NNorman

A question; What's 20 billion times katillion?

480 lumpillion.

BSBean Scouts

Wow!

Ping-Pong

Tell me, how many tubes of toothpaste will I use in a lifetime?

You haven't finished your first one.

Ping-Pong

They're totally right! [his tooth falls out]

Professors, in your educated opinion, do you believe our sun will be a future habitat for Lava People

Well, actually Lazlo, in five billion years, our sun will be a Red Giant, engulfing three planets in our solar system, after which it will go supernova.

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[over the radio] They're getting closer! This isn't a stunt! Call the coast guard!

[Chip and Skip begin crying]

[enters their cabin] Hey, guys! Chip! Skip! Come on, you two! We're gonna go watch Edward getting eaten by yetis!

CSChip and Skip

Cool!

Come on! Hurry!

[while carrying Raj] Save Edward! Save Edward!

Where you going?

Radio station.

Save Edward.

[to Ping Pong] Want to watch Edward get eaten by yetis?

Ping Pong

It beats sitting here.

[still freaking out] Help! I lied about last night! This is real now! [voice cowering] This has been...Edward...After Dark. [screams as the yetis enter]

[The campers arrived too late as the lights of the radio station went out]

Are we too late?

[solemnly] Yes, Raj.

[to Clam] Can you put me down now?

[Clam puts Raj down]

[holding a radio] Goodbye, Edward.

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Oh, boy! The latest issue of "The Weakly Bean." "How to deal with tetherball anxiety." Wow! This is really gonna help my game.

Lazlo, you read "The Weakly Bean?"

Every issue.

Ping-Pong

Do you do the trivia challenge?

Oh, I just love the trivia challenge!

Then how come you never send in your answers?

Well, I figured I'd let someone else have a shot at winning.

Well, you don't have to worry about that because no one else reads it! [hugs Ping-Pong, weeping and sobbing]

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[Edward wakes up and tries to make his so called "Cloth" and so called "Crown" making him a special pathetic scout]

This is it folks! The day were all been worshipping! [evil Laugh] Its...EDWARD DAY!!!

GGordon

[imitates Edward] Keep it down! You Weirdo!

NNorman

[imitates Edward] Hey look its the queen of England!

MMort

[imitates Edward] What is he suppose to be?

Ping Pong

[imitates Edward] A loser!

Lets try this again. Its...EDWARD DAY!!!

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[Next scene where the Bean Scout are in line at the Mess Hall at night]

How come we're having dinner for breakfast?

Ping Pong

This is highly logical.

Good morning, friendship campers!

Good morning, Camp Kidney!

[Edward walks in]

Come on! You can do it.

Uh, I'm Clam.

Ooooh, he's really improving.

Are we asleep?

I think so.

Hey, Ed Man. Why don't you cut in front of me?

Don't mind if I do.

Chef McMuesli

Oh, hey, Edward. That was a lot of fun yesterday. How about a second helping?

Hey. Uh who cares about Edward? He's a jerk.

Is your dream about Edward?

I think so.

And I said to the guy "what do I look like a Squirrel Scout?"

[Everyone Laughs]

Uh, Clam no think new Edward is so funny.

Who's that supposed to be?

Well, if it isn't Clam. Clam here is so short when it rains. He's the last to know.

[Everyone laughs]

[voiceover] That should be me up there getting all that attention. Getting laughs at someone else's expense. He's already had his day with the gooseberry. [gets an idea; spoken] He's not Edward and I can prove it! [laughs] Clam loves gooseberry bushes! [eats gooseberries out of a bush] Mmm gooseberries! Who can resist them?! [eats more gooseberries] Too bad you can't eat any of these delicious gooseberries! Edward hates goose berries! [spits out gooseberries]

Gooseberries?

I can't even remember when I last had gooseberries this good!!

[normal voice] Duh, gooseberries! [drooling]

Please tell me that's not drool.

Not Edward anymore! AAAAAHHHHH!!!!! [eats the goosberries]