Raj quotes from Camp Lazlo

Raj

[staring down the pool] It looks like a peanut!

Raj

What are we going to do? I inflamed the map... [sobs hysterically] We will never find the rock! Never find water!...I'm already dizzy from dehydration.

Raj

[to Lazlo while eating marshmallows] You failed to get your knot-tying badge 17 times, and you will most certainly not get one today.

Raj

[finding the marshmallow machine at the cafeteria in Acorn Flats] It's a marshmallow machine! There must be ninety of the gooey little nuggets in there!

Raj

[using a happy buzzer on himself instead on someone else] This is marvelous! I'm like a hiccupping jumping bean!

Raj

Scout Master Lumpus, have you seen... [screams] MY CHEESE WHEEL!

Raj

Eeh! This wood is hurting me. Eeh! I think i'm getting a callus! EEEH!

Raj

[confused] Umm...Yes umm...I am surrounded by! "IDIOTS!!" [laughs]

Raj

[telling the scary story to the campers] It was the coffee table that was haunted!

Raj

Come out here and listen to us!

Lazlo

I'm sorry we sunk your fancy boat, and mistook you for a lake monster, but you gotta understand. We were just trying to help you catch a fish.

Lumpus

Help me? Help me?! You really want to help me?!

Yes.

Lumpus

Help me catch a fish?

Yes.

Lumpus

The only way you three bozos can help me catch a fish is to get as far away from me as possible and not help me at all!

Raj

Who-Who are you?

Clam

Wh-What d'ya want?

Lazlo

[sniffs] And why do you smell so nice?

Gretchen

Shut your traps!

Raj

How-how can they smell so nice and be so mean?

Gretchen

[turns on a flashlight to them] Tell us your plans, you disgusting aliens.

Lazlo

[confused] Aliens? We don't know what you're talking about.

Patsy

You think we're gonna fall for that?

Gretchen

We're too smart.

Nina

You said it, Gretchen. Uh, ahem. I mean, number 3.

Lazlo

It's so cold, I can see my breath! [breathing out snowflakes] Hey, what's wrong with Clam?

Raj

[laughs] He has what we call the "brain freeze." [gets a brain freeze with His face except for his nose imploding inside his head]

Lazlo

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! Brain freeze! [gets a brain freeze and making funny faces, as the Squirrel Scouts laughed at them outside the cabin]

Gretchen

Be careful!

Nina

Your faces could stick that way.

Patsy

Especially since you just ate 16 gallons of frozen glue.

Nina

And, uh, [her glasses slip] everyone knows that aliens don't eat ice cream. [re-adjusts her glasses]

Lazlo

Oh, yeah? Let's recharge!

Patsy

But I knew kung-fu! [jumps around making karate noises] And ninjitsu! [jumps around making more karate noises] And bok choy! [stands triumphantly]

Ooh! Bok choy!

Raj

She's quite the charmer. She has got ferocious nostrils.

Patsy

I happened to be an expert on snakes. I am a mongoose!

Raj

Wow, that's one angry caribou!

Edward

If you two are finished yapping, I'd like to have my sandwich now.

Ping-Pong

Sure thing. Edward ordered the salami sandwich; [hands a salami sandwich to Edward] hold the mayo. Dave ordered the ham and pea soup; [hands a bowl of ham and pea soup to Dave] hold the ham and peas. And I ordered the snake. [eyes widen] I ordered the snake?!

[look inside the basket] THE SNAKE! [scream]

Lazlo

[hearing their screaming from the distance] What was that?

Raj

I don't even know, but it reminded me of a movie about a melon that ate farmers.