Buffy Summers quotes from Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Buffy

[to Giles] To make you a vampire they have to suck your blood. And then you have to suck their blood. It's like a whole big sucking thing. Mostly they're just gonna kill you. Why am I still talking to you?

Buffy

If the apocalypse comes, beep me.

Buffy

Does "rest in peace" have no sanctity to you people? Oh, I forgot. You're not a people.

Buffy

One down... one gone.

Buffy

[to Willow] Welcome to the mystery that is men. I think it goes something like, they grow body hair, they lose all ability to tell you what they really want.

Buffy

Great. This is just what my reputation needs - that I "did it" with the entire Swim Team.

Buffy

You know, I just woke up and I looked in the mirror and thought, 'Hey, what's with all the sin.' I need to change. I'm dirty, I'm bad with the sex, and the envy and the loud music that us kids listen to nowadays... oh, I just suck at undercover.

Buffy

[voice over, from The Call of the Wild.] "Night came on, and a full moon rose high over the trees, lighting the land till it lay bathed in ghostly day. And the strain of the primitive remained alive and active. Faithfulness and devotion, things born of fire and roof were his, yet he retained his wildness and wiliness. And from the depths of the forest, a call still sounded."

Buffy

[about the Prom] Well, at least we all have someone to go with now. Some of us are going with demons, but I think that's a valid lifestyle choice.

Buffy

"I wonder where I've seen this before" - Where else? The place I spend most of my waking hours memorizing stuff off the sides of mausoleums. Big freaky cereal boxes of death.

Buffy

Professor Walsh. That simple little recon you sent me on... wasn't a raccoon. Turns out it was me trapped in the sewers with a faulty weapon and two of your pet demons. If you think that's enough to kill me, you really don't know what a Slayer is. Trust me when I say you're gonna find out.

Buffy

I'm going to the crime scene to see what I can find out. You guys research the Polgara demon. I want to know where it is. When I find it, I'm going to make it pay for taking that kid's life. I'll make him die in ways he can't even imagine.

Buffy

That probably would've sounded more commanding if I wasn't wearing my yummy sushi pajamas.

Buffy

Okay, you get Fangs, I'll get Horny. I mean...

Buffy

But what else could I expect from a bunch of low-rent, no-account hoodlums like you? Hoodlums, yes, I mean you and your friends, your whole sex. Throw 'em in the sea for all I care. Throw 'em in and wait for the bubbles. Men, with your groping and spitting. All groin, no brain. Three billion of ya' passin' around the same worn out urge. Men... with your sales.

Buffy

You think I don't watch your movies? You always come back.

Buffy

I'm standing right here!

Buffy

Well, if this guy wants to fight with weapons, I've got it covered from A to Z -- from 'axe' to... 'zee other axe'.