Buffy the Vampire Slayer · Season 2, Episode 15
“Phases” · Season 2, Episode 15
In this episode: Buffy Summers (4), Willow Rosenberg (3), Xander Harris (1), Rupert Giles (1), Oz (1)
We have a lot of fun, but I want smoochies!
Have you dropped any hints?
I've dropped anvils.
Well, he'll come around. What guy could resist your wily Willow charms?
At last count? All of them, maybe more.
Well, none of them know a thing! They all get an "F" in Willow.
But I want Oz to get an "A," and, oh, one of those gold stars!
But I would do a lot better if you and Xander and I could do that "sharing our misery" thing tonight.
Great. I'll give Xander a call. What's his number? Oh, yeah 1-800-I'm-Dating-A-Skanky-Ho.
Meow!
Thanks, I haven't gotten a "Meow" before.
Quite. And it, uh, acts on-on pure instinct. No conscience, uh, uh, predatory and-and aggressive.
In other words, your typical male.
On behalf of my gender, hey!
Yes, let's not jump to any conclusions.
I didn't jump. I took a tiny step, and there conclusions were.
[to Willow] Welcome to the mystery that is men. I think it goes something like, they grow body hair, they lose all ability to tell you what they really want.
You mean... you'd still...
Well, I like you. You're nice, and you're funny, and you don't smoke. Yeah, okay, werewolf, but that's not all the time. I mean, three days out of the month, I'm not much fun to be around either.
You are quite the human.
So I'd still, if you'd still.
I'd still. I'd very still!
Okay. No biting, though.
Agreed.
[Willow walks off, then runs back and gives Oz a quick but thorough kiss. She leaves again.]
Huh. A werewolf in love.
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