“Anne” quotes from Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Willow

That's right, big boy. Come and get it.

Xander

First of all, what was with the acrobatics? How did that happen?

Oz

Wasn't Andy Hoelich on the gymnastics team?

Xander

That's right, he was! [yells at Andy] Cheater! [turns back] Okay, and the, uh, second problem I'm having -- "Come and get it, Big Boy"?

Willow

Well, w-w-well, the Slayer always says a pun, or-or a witty play on words, and, I think it throws the vampires off! And, and it makes them frightened, because I'm wisecracking. Okay, I didn't really have a chance to work on that one, but you try it every time!

Oz

Uh, if I may suggest, "This time it's personal." I mean, there's a reason why it's a classic.

Buffy

How did you find me here?

Angel

If I was blind, I would see you.

Buffy

Stay with me.

Angel

Forever. That's the whole point. I'll never leave. Not even if you kill me.

Giles

I mean, I appreciate your efforts to keep the vampire population down until Buffy returns, but if anything should happen to you, or you... should be killed, I should take it somewhat amiss.

Willow

You'd be cranky?

Giles

Entirely.

Willow

Well, we try not to get killed. That's part of our whole mission statement: "Don't get killed."

Buffy

You know, I just woke up and I looked in the mirror and thought, 'Hey, what's with all the sin.' I need to change. I'm dirty, I'm bad with the sex, and the envy and the loud music that us kids listen to nowadays... oh, I just suck at undercover.

I always knew I would come here... sooner or later. I knew I belonged here.

Buffy

Where?

Hell.

Buffy

This isn't Hell.

Isn't it? What is Hell, but the total absence of hope? The substance, the tactile proof of despair?