[Xander is leaving a message on the phone.]
Anya, you there? Look, I know you're still mad, but I figure you're probably sitting there pretending you're not home but listening anyway.
[cut to Anya, who is doing just that.]
AAnya
Am not.
“The Replacement” · Season 5
In this episode: Xander Harris (3), Anya Jenkins (3), Buffy Summers (2), Willow Rosenberg (2), Rupert Giles (1)
You have to help me figure this out, you know.
But I never help. I get in trouble and Buffy saves me.
That's not true, sometimes we all help to save you... And-and sometimes you're not in trouble.
...
Hey, wait 'til you have an evil twin, see how you handle it.
I handled it fine.
Well, if this guy wants to fight with weapons, I've got it covered from A to Z -- from 'axe' to... 'zee other axe'.
AAnya
Well maybe we shouldn't do this re-integration thing right away. See, I can take the boys home and we can all have sex together, and then, you know, just slap 'em back together in the morning.
CXCool Xander
She's joking.
LXLoser Xander
No she's not! She entirely wants to have sex with us together, which is wrong and... and it would be very confusing.
We just need to arrange the candles; also, we should continue to pretend we heard none of the disturbing sex talk.
Check. Candles and pretense.
...
AAnya
Well, what do we do if it doesn't work?
BXBoth Xanders
[simultaneously] Kill us both, Spock! [both laugh]
They're... kinda the same now.
Yes, he's clearly a bad influence on himself.
[Xander is moving out of the basement.]
I just thought you could help carry a little.
AAnya
Me? [pouts] Buffy has super-strength. Why don't we just load her up, like one of those little horses?
Anya. Please.
AAnya
Fine. I'm just your slave.
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