Spike quotes from Buffy the Vampire Slayer ... TV Quotes Database

Played by James Marsters

5th most-quoted character in Buffy the Vampire Slayer: in 131 of its 894 quotes
Most scenes with: Buffy Summers (51), Xander Harris (24), Rupert Giles (20)

Lines by Spike 15

Spike

[destroying Collin] From now on, we're gonna have a little less ritual, and a little more fun around here!

S2 E3 School Hard

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Spike

Oh, sod the spell. Your friends are at the factory. [Buffy looks at Angel, he shrugs] I'm really glad I came here, you know. I've been all wrong-headed about this: weeping, crawling, blaming everybody else. I want Dru back, I've just gotta be the man that I was - the man she loved. I'm gonna do what I shoulda done in the first place: I'll find her - wherever she is - tie her up, torture her, 'til she likes me again. [grins happily, makes to leave. Turns, whimsical.] Love's a funny thing.

S3 Lovers Walk

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What's this? Sitting around and watching the telly while there's evil still afoot. It's not very industrious of you. I say we go out there and kick a little demon ass. What? Can't go without your Buffy, is that it? Too chicken? Let's find her. She is the Chosen One, after all. Come on! Vampires! Grr! Nasty! Let's annihilate them. For justice, and for the safety of puppies, and Christmas, right? Let's fight that evil! Let's kill something! Oh, come on!

S4 Doomed

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Spike

I wasn't exactly pining for a noisy visit from Wonder Jonathan and his fluffy battle kitten.

S4 Superstar

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Spike

The thing about the Slayer is she is a whiny little thing, but when it comes to fighting she does have a slight tendency to win.

S4 New Moon Rising

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Spike

I will know your blood, Slayer. I will make your neck my chalice... and drink deep. [turns around and falls into an open grave] Ow!

S5 Out of My Mind

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Lesson the first: a Slayer must always reach for her weapon. [morphs into vampire face] I've already got mine.

S5 Fool for Love

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[Spike is sitting on a coffin, painting his nails when Buffy comes in]

Spike

Morning sunshine, if you've come round for eggs and sausages, afraid I'm fresh out.

[Buffy pulls the top of the coffin from under him]

Spike

Careful, these are wet.

S5 Blood Ties

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Spike

I'm willing to wager when all's said and done, Buffy likes it rough.

S5 The Weight of the World

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Spike

Is everyone here very stoned?

S5 The Weight of the World

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Spike

[to Buffy] Uh ... I do remember what I said. The promise. To protect her. If I had done that ... even if I didn't make it ... you wouldn't have had to jump. But I want you to know I did save you. Not when it counted, of course, but ... after that. Every night after that. I'd see it all again ... do something different. Faster or more clever, you know? Dozens of times, lots of different ways ... Every night I'd save you.

S6 After Life

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[From "Rest In Peace"]

Spike

I died so many years ago.

But you can make me feel,

Like it isn't so.

Why you come to be with me,

I think I finally know.

You're scared, ashamed of what you feel.

You can't tell the ones you love,

You know they couldn't deal.

Whisper in the deadman's ear,

It doesn't make it real.

That's great,

But I don't wanna play.

Being with you touches me,

More than I can say.

But since I'm only dead to you,

I'm saying "stay away"

And let me rest in peace.

S6 Once More, With Feeling

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Spike

[to Warren] Translate this for me, Spock. I don't speak loser.

S6 Smashed

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Spike

[sighs] Give a bloke a chance for his eyes to adjust. Damn fluorescent lights. Makes me look dead.

S6 Doublemeat Palace

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[Convinced he's going mad, Spike is tormented by The First.]

Spike

I had a speech... I learned it all... Oh god, she won't understand, she won't understand...

The First [as Warren]: Of course she won't understand, Sparky. I'm beyond her understanding. She's a girl! With sugar, and spice, and everything... useless. Unless you're baking. I'm more than that. More than flesh...

The First [as Glory]: ... more than blood... I'm... you know, I honestly don't think there's a human word fabulous enough for me. Oh, my name will be on everyone's lips. Assuming their lips haven't been torn off. But not just yet. That's all right, though. ...

The First [as Adam]: ... I can be patient. Everything is well within parameters. She's exactly where I want her to be. And so are you, Number 17. You're right where you belong.

The First [as Mayor Wilkins]: So, what'd you think? You'd get your soul back, and everything'd be jim-dandy? A soul's slippier than a greased weasel! Why do you think I sold mine? Well, you probably thought that you'd be your own man, and I respect that. But you...

The First [as Drusilla]: ...never will. You'll always be mine. You'll always be in the dark with me... singing our little song. You like our little songs, don't you? You've always liked them. Right from the beginning. And that's where we're going, ...

The First [as the Master]: ... right back to the beginning! Not the Bang. Not the Word. The true beginning. The next few months are going to be quite a ride, and I think we're all going to learn something about ourselves in the process. You'll learn you're a pathetic schmuck, if it hasn't sunk in already. Look at you, trying to do what's right - just like her. You still don't get it. It's not about right. Not about wrong.

The First [as Buffy]: It's about power.

S7 Lessons

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