Buffy Summers quotes from Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Buffy

I so don't want to deal with Spike right now. The guy is really starting to bug me in that special "I want to shove something wooden through his heart" kind of way.

Buffy

Well, this earns you a big favor. There could be outfits.

Buffy

I don't know about you guys, but I've had it with super-strong little women who aren't me.

Buffy

I could jam wooden things into monsters but Mom was the strong one.

Buffy

Dawn, listen to me, listen. I love you. I will always love you. But this is the work that I have to do. Tell Giles... tell Giles I figured it out. And, and I'm okay. And give my love to my friends. You have to take care of them now. You have to take care of each other.You have to be strong. Dawn, the hardest thing in this world-is to live in it. Be brave. Live... for me.

Buffy

Life's a song you don't get to rehearse

Buffy

[She is beating Spike up.] I am not your girl! You don't...have a soul! There is nothing good or clean in you. You are dead inside! You can't feel anything real! I could never be your girl!

Buffy

'Cause what's more real? A sick girl in an institution, or some kind of supergirl, chosen to fight demons and save the world? That's ridiculous. A girl who sleeps with the vampire she hates?!? Yeah, that makes sense.

Buffy

[to Spike] You faced the monster inside of you and you fought back. You risked everything to be a better man. And you can be. You are. You may not see it, but I do. I believe in you, Spike.

Buffy

[on the phone at work] Well, I'm sorry Xander...next time, close the door when you take a shower at my house...of course they're curious!

Buffy

You think I'm losing sight of the big picture, but I'm not. When Spike had that chip, it was like having him in a muzzle. It was wrong. You can't beat evil by doing evil. I know that.

Buffy

Oh I don't know. It's just... The First is coming... and look at us, the army! We've got a bunch of fighters with nothing to hit, a wicca who won't-a, and the brains of our operation wears oven mitts.

Buffy

I'm Buffy. I'm new.

Xander

Xander. Is - is me. Hi.

Buffy

Um, thanks.

Xander

Well, uh, maybe I'll see you around... maybe at school... since we... both... go there.

Buffy

Great! It was nice to meet you. [walks away]

Xander

We both go to school. Very suave. Very not pathetic.

Giles

The influx of the undead, the... supernatural occurrences, it's been building for years. There's a reason why you're here and a reason why it's now!

Buffy

Because now is the time my mom moved here.

Giles

Something's coming, something, something, something is - is gonna happen here. Soon!

Buffy

Gee, can you vague that up for me?

Willow

Well... when I'm with a boy I like, it's hard for me to say anything cool, or, or witty. Or at all. I-I can usually make a few vowel sounds, and then I have to go away.

Buffy

It's not that bad.

Willow

No, i-it is. I think boys are more interested in a girl who can talk.

Buffy

You really haven't been dating lately.