Buffy the Vampire Slayer · Season 2, Episode 9
“What's My Line, Part One” · Season 2, Episode 9
In this episode: Buffy Summers (4), Xander Harris (3), Willow Rosenberg (1), Spike (1), Cordelia Chase (1), Angel (1), Kendra Young (1)
"Are you a people person, or do you prefer keeping your own company?" Well, what if I'm a people person who keeps his own company by default?
So, mark "none of the above".
Well, there are no boxes for "none of the above". That would introduce too many variables into their mushroom head, number-crunching little world.
What, and suck all the spontaneity out of being young and stupid? I'd rather live in the dark.
You're not gonna be young forever.
Yes, but I'll always be stupid. [silence. He looks around] Let's not all rush to disagree.
I wish we could be regular kids.
Yeah. I'll never be a kid.
Okay, then a regular kid and her cradle-robbing, creature-of-the-night boyfriend.
Yes, but ... The Order of Taraka. I mean, isn't that overkill?
No, I think it's just enough kill.
I can't even believe you. You dragged me out of bed for a ride? What am I, mass transportation?
That's what a lot of the guys say, but it's just locker room talk. I wouldn't pay it any mind.
Oh, great, so now I'm your taxi and your punching bag.
I like to think of you more as my witless foil, but have it your way.
Does "rest in peace" have no sanctity to you people? Oh, I forgot. You're not a people.
[Buffy fights and stakes a vampire]
One down... one gone.
[Buffy awakes to find herself being attacked by Kendra]
You must be number two.
[Buffy and Kendra fighting]
Thanks for the wake up, but I'll stick with my clock radio.
[Buffy fights and meets Kendra]
Come on, don't make me do the chick fight thing.
Chick fight?
You know...
[grunting] Who are you?
Who am I? You attack me. Who the hell are you?
I'm Kendra, the Vampire Slayer.
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