Buffy the Vampire Slayer · Season 2, Episode 20
“Go Fish” · Season 2, Episode 20
In this episode: Buffy Summers (5), Xander Harris (5), Willow Rosenberg (5), Cordelia Chase (4), Rupert Giles (2)
Last month he's the freak with jicama breath who waxes his back. He wins a few meets and suddenly inherits the cool gene?
Well, all I know is, my cheerleading squad wasted a lot of pep on losers. It's about time our school excelled at something.
Hmm. You're forgetting our high mortality rate.
We're number one!
That is wrong. A big fat spanking wrong. It's a slap in the face to every one of us who studied hard and worked long hours to earn our Ds.
Xander, I know you take pride in being the voice of the common wuss, but the truth is, certain people are entitled to special privileges. They're called winners. That's the way the world works.
And what about that nutty "all men are created equal" thing?
Propaganda spouted out by the ugly and less deserving.
I think that was Lincoln.
Disgusting mole and stupid hat.
Actually, it was Jefferson.
Kept slaves. Remember?
Tell me what's in the steam!
After the fall of the Soviet Union, documents came into light detailing experiments with fish DNA in their Olympic swimmers. Tarpon, mako shark... But they couldn't crack it.
And you did... sort of. Why?
What kind of question is that? For the win! To make my team the best they could be! Do you understand we have a shot at the State Championship?
Do you understand that I don't care? It's over. There's not gonna be any Swim Team.
Boy, when they were handing out school spirit, you didn't even stand in line, did you?
No. I was in the line for shred of sanity. (Coach Marin pulls out a gun, aiming at her) Which you obviously skipped.
So, something ripped him open and ate out his insides?
Like an Oreo cookie, well, except for, you know, without the... chocolatey cookie goodness.
...
So we're looking for a beastie.
That, uh, eats humans whole, except for the skin.
This doesn't make any sense.
Yeah, the skin's the best part.
Any demons with high cholesterol? [Giles looks at her] You're gonna think about that later, mister, and you're gonna laugh!
I wouldn't break out the tartar sauce just yet. It's not like you were exposed more than once. Twice?
Three times a Fish Guy.
Oh.
Whoa!
What am I gonna do?
You, you, you! What about me?! It's one thing to be dating the lame unpopular guy, but it's another to be dating the Creature from the Blue Lagoon.
Black Lagoon! The Creature from the Blue Lagoon was Brooke Shields. And thank you so much for your support!
I think we'd better find the rest of the swim team and lock them up before they get in touch with their inner halibut.
Great. This is just what my reputation needs - that I "did it" with the entire Swim Team.
Let's see, I got to take a makeup chem test at 3:00. And then I'm meeting some of the guys for plasma transfusions at 5:00. It's turned into quite the busy afternoon.
The fun never stops with you, does it?
Giles seems pretty confident that the treatments are gonna work.
Well, turning into a creepy-crawly wasn't on my top ten list of thing to do before I turn 20.
I want you to know that you've really proven yourself to me. And you don't have to join the new team next year if you don't want. I'd be just as happy if you played football.
The-the people from animal control have just left. Our creatures have apperently made a-a dash for it. Um, so to speak.
Does that mean we're gonna have to hunt them again?
No, I don't think so. I don't think we'll be seeing them anymore.
Where do you think they'll go?
Home.
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