Beavis and Butt-Head · Season 2
[uses chainsaw to cut down the tree, which falls on the house, the impact of which sends Tom Anderson to the ground; the tree pulls down telephone poles which smash into various cars and Tom Anderson's fence] Whoa! That was cool! Huh-huh, huh-huh, huh-huh.
Yeah. This chainsaw kicks ass! Pruning is cool!
Yeah! Let's go prune some power lines!
[after Beavis and Butt-Head flipping through the channel until the ad for the Death Truck on Pay-per View appears]
Yes! Order it, dude!
We can't. Huh huh. They locked us out after Steven Seagal Month.
That sucks!
Hey, Beavis. I heard if you filled the room up with gas and light a match, all the oxygen disappears and you get a killer buzz!
This is bad, boys, for a number of reasons. First is the trust factor. Stewart, we trusted you to stay home unsupervised. Now you violated that trust, didn't you?
[Beavis and Butt-head laugh]
Now you two, you came into my house and you blew it up. Luckily, I've got homeowner's insurance.
Huh huh huh. I bet you do.
STEWART'S HOUSE!!!
Beavis and Butt-Head are not real. They are stupid cartoon people completely made up by this Texas guy who we hardly even know. Beavis and Butt-Head are dumb, crude, thoughtless, ugly, sexist, self-destructive fools. But for some reason, the little weinerheads make us laugh.
My parents aren't home. They told me not to let you guys in the house even if they are here.
Think the carpet'll burn?
Today, we're going to explore the world of haiku.
We're gonna explore the world of getting high? Cool! Huh huh.
No, Butt-head. Not "high, cool". But, the ancient, Japanese, spare, haunting poetry called "haiku".
That was cool uh-uh, when we killed that frog, uh-uh. He won't croak again.
Which one's Ozzy?
That's him in the Members Only jacket.
[looking at Beavis's and Butt-head's files] Oh, well, there are people in the bottom percentile.
[to a woman in labour] Try the morphine. It's excellent today.
The fatter they are, the fatter they fall.
(on Billy Bob's scooter doing a wheelie) DONUTTTTTT!
(Catches the boys and is furious) THEY DIE!!!!!
[Beavis and Butt-head screams as Billy Bob breaks through the wall and runs towards them.]
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