Beavis and Butt-Head Season 3 quotes

Butt-head

Uh...Hey Beavis. I got an idea.

Beavis

Yeah, me too! Let's go over to Stewart's house and burn something. [holds up a lighter]

Butt-head

No, dumbass. Let's become one of those 'stand-up chameleons' and get a bunch of money.

Butt-head

Here's another one. How do you keep a moron in suspense?

Butt-head

....Uh...I dunno.

You suck, get off!

Butt-head

Uh, is that what she said?

Beavis

You ever wonder why so much stuff sucks? Sometimes I look at one of these little straws, and I go, 'This sucks'.

Butt-head

Huh huh, this is cool.

Beavis

One thing about gym class....it sucks. Okay, now I'm gonna like...juggle.

Butt-head

Go for it, Beavis!

Beavis

This is gonna be cool. [holds up a newspaper and lights it on fire]fire! fire!

Beavis

  Cool.  The battery's leaking acid.

Butt-head

  That's not cool, dude.  A new battery will cost two bucks at least.

Butt-head

  Whoa.  Maybe we should, uh…"dry it off" now.

Beavis

  No way.

Butt-head

  I mean dry it off by driving it.  The keys are in the car, dude.

Beavis

  [feigning injury]  Ah!  My liver!  My liver!

Oh no, not another elderly woman flying down the street. They never learn.

What happened to my spectacles?

Butt-head

Uh, your testicles?

Butt-head

[fake accent] I'm Bunghead and he's Crevasse. Huh huh. We are foreign extra-strange students.

Butt-head

[fake accent] He was aiming at us. Huh huh.

Beavis

[fake accent] He didn't fire. Fire Fire Fire! Heh heh heh. Fire! Huh heh heh. Yeah.

Are you two gonna buy something or are you gonna stare all day?

Butt-head

Uh, we're gonna stare all day.

Butt-head

[reading and advertisement in a magazine] Uh Sunny Grove Nudist colo... cola.. naked people.

Beavis

Tornadoes are cool! They can drive matches through a 2x4!