Mr. Stevenson quotes from Beavis and Butt-Head

Mr. Stevenson

No, please, no... [Sachz shoves phone up Mr. Stevenson's anus]

Mr. Stevenson

Excuse me are your milkshakes made from real milk and ice cream, or do you use that reconsitited shake mix stuff.

Beavis

Ya

Mr. Stevenson

What do you mean ya? Ya, you use the shake mix? Or ya, you use the real stuff?

Beavis

Ya

Mr. Stevenson

Let me talk to the manager.

Beavis

Ya

Butt-Head

Uhh I'm an assistant manager, is there something I can help you with?

Yes, I'm trying to ask a simple question. Are your shakes made with shake mix, or ice cream and milk?

Butt-Head

Uhh, we have chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry.

Mr. Stevenson

Okay. Armstrong?

Here,

Mr. Stevenson

Armyho?

Present.

Mr. Stevenson

Baca?

Yo!

Mr. Stevenson

Butkis?

Here.

Mr. Stevenson

Dammit, what's wrong with you two? We've been in school over seven months now, and every single day, when I call Daniel Butkis' name, you guys have to laugh.

Mr. Stevenson

Is it really still that funny?

Mr. Stevenson

Doesn't it ever get old? Are you gonna laugh for the rest of your lives every time someone says the name Butkis?

Mr. Stevenson

That does it. Principal's office, now!

Mr. Stevenson

This is bad, boys, for a number of reasons. First is the trust factor. Stewart, we trusted you to stay home unsupervised. Now you violated that trust, didn't you?

Mr. Stevenson

Now you two, you came into my house and you blew it up. Luckily, I've got homeowner's insurance.

Butt-head

Huh huh huh. I bet you do.

You kids are going to pay for those.

Butt-head

No problem dude, you want cash or should we go spank the monkey again.

Beavis

Yeah.

Mr. Stevenson

What the hell!? These are the boy geniuses you're talking about!? What's so funny you little twerps!? I'LL SPANK YOUR MONKEYS!!!