Whoa, we're gonna be rich.
S1 E1Give Blood
S1 E2Door To Door
This is the '90s, people. A '9' upside down is a '6,' so let's turn the '90s upside down and recapture the spirit of the '60s, okay?
Watch those flashbacks, dude.
S1 E3Balloon
Tattoos are cool.
Yeah yeah! I'm gonna get one!
You could have "I'm a puss" tattoo on your butt.
Shut up, Butt-Head!
Think she's a diver?
Ask your mom.
Choadsmoker.
[after Beavis and Butt-head inhaled the helium from the balloons to get a buzz]
[high-pitched voice] I don't feel nothing.
[high-pitched voice] Huh huh huh. What's wrong with your voice, dude?
[high-pitched voice] What's wrong with yours?
[high-pitched voice] Oh no.
BBoth
[high-pitched voices] WE'RE NEUTERED!
What does the president of the United States think about when he goes to the bathroom?
This sucks! Help!
Can I have your skateboard?
Shoot me down, asswipe! This sucks!
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