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“Mr. Anderson's Balls” · Season 4, Episode 24
In this episode: Smart Butt-head (3), Smart Beavis (3), Golf Instructor (3), Mr. Anderson (1)
Beavis, your balls are filthy. Go to the ball washer, now!
(Beavis starts pumping ball washer)
"You're pulling your head on every stroke."
(They laugh; Beavis pumps washer faster)
"Let me see your bag."
(They laugh; Beavis pumps washer even faster)
"Here, take your wood and try using a different grip on the shaft."
(They laugh)
Hey, Beavis. We could get rich doing this. We need to get more balls.
[laughs] You've got to hear what you just said, Butt-head. You said heh, "we need to get more balls."
Huh huh huh, oh yeah.
Wait a minute! These balls look kinda familiar.
Uh, many balls look the same, sir.
Yeah, I have two that are identical.
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