Cool. The battery's leaking acid.
That's not cool, dude. A new battery will cost two bucks at least.
“Carwash” · Season 3, Episode 2
In this episode: Smart Beavis (3), Smart Butt-head (2)
Whoa. Maybe we should, uh…"dry it off" now.
No way.
I mean dry it off by driving it. The keys are in the car, dude.
[feigning injury] Ah! My liver! My liver!
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