SSStewart's Mom
Have you boys eaten breakfast?
....I think I did once.
[eating breakfast burritos]
“The Great Cornholio” · Season 4, Episode 31
In this episode: Smart Beavis (4), Smart Butt-head (1), Mr. Van Driessen (1), Principal McVicker (1), Daria Morgendorffer (1)
Hey Beavis, you think she's going to put a thermometer up his butt?
Yeah, heheh, and then she's going to put it in his mouth!
Ugh! What the hell is this crap? This isn't a burrito.
Yeah, I got eggs in mine! She tricked us.
No wonder Stewart's got diarrhea.
It's ironic that we in this country who cherish freedom occasionally support governments who are less responsive to human rights. We're fortunate to have had a very stable government for over 200 years. In other parts of the world, they aren't so lucky. The struggle for freedom is by no means over. It still goes on today in places like Nicaragua, El Salvador, and Panama...
Nicaragua? Agua! AGUA FOR MY BUNGHOLE!!!
Beavis, please sit down.
Are you threatening me? I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIO!
Come on, Beavis, take your seat. Now, technically America is not a democracy but a republic....
(to Daria) Do you have TP? TP for my bunghole?
Get out of here, Beavis.
Uhh, Okay.
I don't know what you're thinking, but I simply cannot have students roaming the halls, interrupting other classes, and giving prophecies of a great plague.
DO NOT MAKE MY BUNGHOLE ANGRY!
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