OOrthodontist
Well, Butt-head, we're not seeing a lot of progress here. Have you been wearing your rubber bands and headgear at night?
Huh huh huh, headgear.
“Patients Patients” · Season 4, Episode 25
In this episode: Smart Butt-head (3), Smart Beavis (3), Butthead (1), Coach Buzzcut (1)
Now, Butt-head! You've waited your whole life to say this in class without getting in any trouble. Our topic for today is? [SEXUAL INTERCOURSE is written on the board]
[with mouth wired shut, unable to talk clearly] SEFUAL INTERCOWSE!
Say it, you pantywaste! Say it!
[still muffled] SEFUAL INTERCOWSE!
Get out of my class you insuboridnated maggot! Beavis! What does this say?
[wearing unneeded glasses, cannot read] Uh...uh...uh...
GET OUT!
OOptometrist
Now what do you see [points to vision test board]
Ummm. Uh, the alphabet. Heh Heh.
OOptometrist
You're not leaving until you get one right.
Points to the letter "O"
Oh, that's a letter right?
YWYoung Woman
(Thinking) Please dont let them sit over here. Please don't let them sit over here. Please, god, don't let them sit over here.
Hey Beavis, let's sit over there.
Hey baby. You got any cavities?
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