Smart Butt-head quotes from Beavis and Butt-Head

Butt-head

Security is cool.

Butt-head

We're gonna need bigger hands.

Butt-head

Get the kite, Beavis.

Butt-head

Screaming rules!

Butt-head

The phone is ringing and I cannot linger. So look out butt, here comes my finger!

Butt-head

There once was a man from Venus...who had a rocket-shaped, uh...wiener.

Butt-head

[bangs the drum] This sucks. [bangs it again] Uh....this sucks. [bangs it some more] This sucks.

Butt-Head

Whoa, the cops are here. Maybe their gonna shoot somebody.

Butt-head

Whoa! Check it out. That's the biggest tire I ever saw.

Butt-head

[thinking] You will get the chick across from you. You will see her thingies. It is going to be cool.

Butt-head

  Dammit, Beavis!  We've got a room full of chicks here who do it for free, and all you can think about is why there aren't more guys here?!

Butt-head

[Pointing to beavis]There he is,The buttknocker in the middle.

Butt-Head

Let's write big butt on the chalkboard.

Butt-head

Wait, it's trying to tell us something. [Begins to read] "Feel"..."Tit"...err..."Tripe"...

Butt-Head

I've got a rock formation in my pants.