Beavis and Butt-Head · Season 5, Episode 38
“Tired” · Season 5, Episode 38
In this episode: Smart Butt-head (3), Todd Ianuzzi (3), Smart Beavis (1)
Hey, you punks! Quit jumping on my bells, or I'll give you something to jump about.
Did he say "Quit jumping on my balls?"
QUIT JUMPING ON MY BALLS!
Look, I'll give you this bottle to break out back if stop distracting my customers.
[The two head to the back of the gas station to break the bottle, but they soon see a tyre]
Whoa! Check it out. That's the biggest tire I ever saw.
[Beavis' ride in the tire causes not only a car crash, but also makes Todd spill a small drop of beer onto his jeans]
Aw, Dammit! My good jeans.
[Beavis then hits a car on cinder blocks,owned by a redneck couple, killing the man underneath. Butt-head soon follows up]
HEY! IF YOU STEP ON MY PROPERTY AGAIN, I'LL SHOOT YOUR ASS!
[Todd arrives at the parking lot where he is about to attack Beavis for making him spill beer on his jeans.]
You pre-schoolers are dead! You made me spill beer all over my jeans!
Do you want me to kick Beavis' ass for you?
That won't be necessary, man.
[Beavis's ride in the tire causes not only a car crash, but also makes Todd spill a small drop of beer onto his jeans]
Aw, damn it! My good jeans.
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