Let's write big butt on the chalkboard.
[Beavis and Butt-head are about to deface the blackboard when they see the words, "FIELD TRIP TODAY"]
“Bus Trip” · Season 5, Episode 48
In this episode: Smart Butt-head (3), David Van Driessen (3), Smart Beavis (1)
Wait, it's trying to tell us something. [Begins to read] "Feel"..."Tit"...err..."Tripe"...
I've got a rock formation in my pants.
[Van Driessen has got his guitar ready and asks the students for song requests]
DDean
Like, 99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall?
Good, Dean. But beer and driving don't mix. How about 99 Bottles of Tea on the Wall. Or we could try some other arrangement.
Cars behind the bus are honking their horns.
Hey, why's everybody honking?
Beavis [Whilst mooning at other cars]: Peek-a-boo!
[Van Driessen has got his guitar ready and asks the students for song requests]
DDean
Like, "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall"?
Good, Dean. But beer and driving don't mix. How about "99 Bottles of Tea on the Wall"? Or we could try some other arrangement. [cars behind the bus are honking their horns] What's going on? Why's everybody honking?
[whilst mooning at other cars] Peek-a-boo!
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