Screaming rules!
“Screamers” · Season 5, Episode 31
In this episode: Smart Butt-head (1)
[Tom Anderson has dialed for Police.]
AMr.Anderson
Hello police. This here is Tom Anderson, 4120 Woodgrove Court. There's two hoodlums that came by my doorstep and started screaming bloody murder. Hell, I don't know if they're armed.
[The cop has just descovered Beavis and Butt-head screaming in front of him
CCop
Alright you little punks, I got ya.
[Beavis and Butt-head screams as he grabs the two by their necks.]
CCop
Go ahead and scream all you want. Do you like this? Do you like hearing people SCREAMING? :(continues screaming in Beavis and Butt-head's ear) NOW DAMN IT. THE LAST THING I NEED TO DEAL WITH IS A COUPLE OF NOISE VANDALS LIKE YOU. YOU SEE WHEN I HEAR PEOPLE SCREAMING, IT USUALLY MEANS THERE'S TROUBLE. But if not, It's just like the little brat who cried wolf and someday when there really is trouble, I'M NOT GONNA HELP YOU!!!
[Let's go Beavis and Butthead]
CCop
Now if there's trouble, all you have to do is call. Here's my number. And if you want to scream, you can scream all you want inside your own home. (Turn's red face and screams in the duo's ears) JUST DON'T DO IT OUT HERE!!!!!!!
[Beavis and Butt-head continue screaming outside awakening two neighbors, who think the other is screaming]
MMan
Shut the hell up; my kids are trying to sleep.
WWoman
Why the hell you stop screaming? You're not helping.
MMan
Oh, yeah! Why don't you scream the hell of it?
WWoman
Oh, yeah! How would you like me to kick your ass?
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