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Beavis and Butt-Head · Season 5, Episode 45

“Murder Site” quotes from Beavis and Butt-Head

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“Murder Site” · Season 5, Episode 45

In this episode: Smart Butt-head (3), Smart Beavis (3)

[About the place where the guy killed his brother]It was your idea in the first place, buttknocker.

Hey don't call me "buttknocker" butt-head.

Turn on the lights, buttknocker. I can't see anything!

[Angrily] Stop calling me "buttknocker"!

Beavis, you buttmunch, turn on the light before I kick your ass!

[Calmly] Okay. That's better. [Switches the lamp on]

[Scoping the living room, which resembles their own living room] This is cool... So,uh... where do you think he killed him?

Hmm, let's see. It looks like he fell. I'd have to say he died right about here. [Points to an outline of the victim's lying position] Yeah, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Whoa! [Walks toward tire iron] Check out this thing. [Picks up tire iron] I bet he hit him with this.

Don't be stupid, Beavis. That's for, like, changing tires and stuff.

Oh, yeah. [Throws tire iron right next to the lamp table] Whoa. [Spots a TV remote and picks it up] Hey, I got the remote. Let's see what's on TV.

Beavis, I told you I wasn't gonna let you touch the remote anymore. [Makes an unsuccessful grab for the remote] Now, give me that, buttknocker!

No way, and stop calling me "buttknocker"!

[Climbs toward Beavis] Give it here, before I kick your buttknockering ass! [Manages to grip the remote with Beavis still holding it, before they drop it on the floor]

Stop calling me that, Butt-head! [Punches Butt-head twice in the stomach] Stop it!

[Knees Beavis in the groin] Buttknocker!

Shut up, Butt-head! Shut up!! [Growls uncontrollably, Beavis and Butt-head fall behind couch] I'm gonna kill you, Butt-head!! I swear to God, I'm gonna kill you!!!

[knocks lamp over] Oh, yeah? [Throws punch at Beavis, most likely his head] You and what other buttknockers?

[Beavis and Butt-head fall on the couch, then the floor] Shut up, Butt-head!!

Buttknocker...

SHUT UP!

Buttknocker...

STOP IT!

Buttknocker...

I'LL KILL YOU!!!

PLPolice Lieutenant

[Barges in] GET HIM!

YOU SON OF A BITCH!! [Growls uncontrollably, then gets apprehended by the officers] Come on! Let me go! I'm gonna kill Butt-head! I'm gonna kill him! [Growls uncontrollably]

[Watches as Beavis is taken away] That was cool. [Laughs in lower pitch than normal] Uh huh huh huh.

[To a criminal about butt-head]He keeps calling me "buttknocker" & he won't stop & IT PISSE ME OFF!!!

Later...

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