Master Shake quotes from Aqua Teen Hunger Force

Master Shake

Hey Donna! How about shoot me in the head!??!?!

Master Shake

[after Meatwad reveals him reading a Butt Frenzy magazine in Frylock's room] He knows! He has the gift! ...but he's about to lie to you!

Master Shake

If I woke up lookin' like that, I would run towards the nearest living thing and kill it.

Master Shake

You can't have birth without death. It's the duplicitous edge which we all walk upon.

Master Shake

I am responsible for the paradigm shift in birthdays and how they will be viewed in following centuries.

Master Shake

Gee-wilikers. It must be obvious day on camp stupid.

Master Shake

Hey, Zakk Mild, let's kick it up a notch. What do you want, a drink? You need some pills? Want me to get some bitches?

Master Shake

[To Frylock] Great, look who just ruined Halloween... You know you're like the A-bomb, everyone's laughing having a good time and you show up BOOM! Everything's dead!

Shake

[to Willie Nelson] BLOODFEAST ISLAND PANSY!

Master Shake

Are you that guy that keeps tellin' me to beware? 'cause I'll tell you where to be...out of my sight!

Shake

Get out of there! What, are you trying to break it?! [looks down at crater left by exploded drill] It's not metric?!

Master Shake

Well, KNOW THIS! If you're an object, don't ever cross me. I proved it to your CD, I proved it to your window, and I proved it to your record player, and your lawn mower, and I will prove it to anything else—

Master Shake

Chickens are a vital link in nature's chain, and that's why we use them to play chickenball in the house.

Master Shake

[final note before suicide] Friends...relations...whatever the hell Meatwad is... I've lived a full life. It's actually been...pretty bitchin'. But now, regrettably, my life has been taken. Please bury me with all my stuff, because you know it's mine. Dearest Meatwad: Turn on that dumb game 'cause I'm gonna wail on you from the grave, baby! Suck it up, mutha! Missing you already, M.S.

Master Shake

Beep beep beep beep doo doo beep... Oh R2!(chuckles)