Aqua Teen Hunger Force · Season 3
“Video Ouija” · Season 3
In this episode: Meatwad (4), Frylock (4), Billy Witch Doctor (4), Carl (3), Master Shake (2)
[in living room playing Video Oujia]
Welcome to Video Oujia.
[slowly] Spirits that haunt this house....COME OUT! And play with me!
What do you think you're runnin' the Matrix? You're gonna break that thing.
SSSHH! You disturbin the presence...
Shake, he needs silence so he can talk to the dead.
What he needs is lack of oxygen so he can become the dead.
One convenient locations...in Africa.
[final note before suicide] Friends...relations...whatever the hell Meatwad is... I've lived a full life. It's actually been...pretty bitchin'. But now, regrettably, my life has been taken. Please bury me with all my stuff, because you know it's mine. Dearest Meatwad: Turn on that dumb game 'cause I'm gonna wail on you from the grave, baby! Suck it up, mutha! Missing you already, M.S.
Chicken arise! Arise chicken! Arise!
So uh, can we stop holdin' hands in fairy land here?
Okay, Meatwad. Time to put the game up. It's gettin' late.
Come on!! Just one more dead person, please? Just one more dead guy.
All right, one more.
Spirits that haunt this house. Tell me...what was we talkin' 'bout?
My sister's baby.
Oh yeah, one them other dead boys told me about that. How she doin?
She's dead. We're all dead.
Well at least she had all her fingers and toes, you know what I mean?
Please, all together, hold hands.
No, no no no. No, no. No, sir. I don't know what kinda vibe you think got off me but I don't play that way. I'm not that way!
Carl..
I don't uh... do both sides of the field. Offense and defense, you know, with the short shorts? No-
Carl, it's just a seance, it's not that way, come on, will ya?
Now, please. Kiss him deep with tongue.
Do what?!
Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho. Just kid. Just kid, dirty boy. Touch hands.
[Frylock and Carl join hands and Meatwad takes a Polaroid pic]
You boyfriend and boyfriend!
Meatwad!
Please. Read from sheets. I Am...
I Am...
Sofa King...
Sofa King...
We Todd Ed...
We Todd Ed...
Now, repeat all very fast, please.
I Am Sofa King...
Faster.
I Am Sofa King We...
No, no, not so fast. Loses meaning.
I Am Sofa King We Todd Ed.
Hohohohoh, you say funny thing.
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