“Spirit Journey Formation Anniversary” quotes from Aqua Teen Hunger Force

Frylock, I'm friends with a toilet paper tube, an apple, and a box. I'm crazy in the head.

Well, you gonna dis me boy, dis me to my face!

Boxy, please, don't take it like that.

Well how'm I supposed to take it, then?!

We just wanna celebrate my birthday with some cake-

Ah, I don't want no cake, I want me some pie! [with a chuckle] You understand what I'm sayin'?

No sir.

Well let me break it down: You know when you're in the shower with some fine foxy hoochi-Mama, and she got dat-[his voice becomes inaudible to us as the perspective shifts to outside Meatwad's]

[a pause] ...What?!

Frylock

Uh, Meatwad.

[to Boxy Brown] Well, I don't know if I believe that. I mean I seen action figures without the pants, they ain't got that.

Frylock

Uh, Meatwad.

[to Frylock] Shh, he is talkin' here!

Frylock

Oh, well I didn't mean to interrupt, but-

Watch out! He's got a knife!

Master Shake

You can't have birth without death. It's the duplicitous edge which we all walk upon.

Master Shake

I am responsible for the paradigm shift in birthdays and how they will be viewed in following centuries.

Master Shake

(to Meatwad) Say it! How many years are you?!

Frylock

(to Meatwad) Just say how old you are, Meatwad.

(pause) ....I don't know.

Master Shake

Gee-wilikers. It must be obvious day on camp stupid.

Can I blow out the candles now? There's just wax all over my cake.

Master Shake

Of course, it's your birthday...but you gotta cough up the royalties first.

Frylock

How much did that cost you, Shake?

Master Shake

(exasperated) (Yawns) So tired of people in the private sector- Look, every business has an initial investment, okay? Everybody have birthdays and they all need to sing.

Frylock

HOW MUCH...did it cost?

Master Shake

(sighs, grabs ledger) Well, I guess we'll start with travel. Zach, as you well know, traveled by a train of white stallions...which I had to buy and feed... and of course, you know the snow machine-

Frylock

(grabs ledger) Give me that. 1.4 million dollars?!

Master Shake

The money is going to roll right in. D'you know how many birthdays there are in a year? There are hundreds. Literally...hundreds.

Shake Zula ain't got no business in business!

Zakk Wylde

Is Milkshake here?

Frylock

No, no, no.... I mean.

Zakk Wylde

The beating I'm about to inflict upon him is going to be indescribable.

He's in the back. Go ahead and get 'em!

Zakk Wylde

Allright, thanks. Nice place, by the way. (sees Shake hiding in the back) Hey, I see ya!

Master Shake

Zakk, my man! I've been looking all over- thank God you stopped by! (Zakk lifts up his guitar, pointing the "axe" end toward shake's head) No, no.... PUT THAT DOWN! (Zakk lodges the axe between Shake's eyes) AAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!! GOD!!!!

(mumbling) I'm seeing trees! I'll take care of it.... I'm a tree..... I'm a tree wizard!

Master Shake

Hey, that is great! Come on in, I've got a tray of muffins....

Muffins! (grabs the tray of muffins)

Master Shake

One, take ONE! (grabs the tray from him)

Tree wizard will be six dollars and forty-eight cents! (mumbles)

Master Shake

Kids are comin' to see the Black Mountain Scorpion Hoedown Blugrass Experience Gang, featuring Zakk Wylde on washtub bass. Zakk, did we not do the soundcheck?

Zakk Wylde

No, jackass, I'm not working with any plastic scorpions. These things are beyond gay.

Zakk Wylde

Why did I even get wasted and work with you? I mean, this isn't even a microphone. It's a stick with a marshmallow on it.

Master Shake

The room is intimate. Just project.

Zakk Wylde

Project what?! I don't even know what the fuck you're talking about!

Master Shake

You gotta go from the diaphragm.

Zakk Wylde

I mean I was fuckin' wasted when we recorded it!

Master Shake

Hey, Zakk Mild, let's kick it up a notch. What do you want, a drink? You need some pills? Want me to get some bitches?