Chickens are a vital link in nature's chain, and that's why we use them to play chickenball in the house.
“THE” · Season 2
In this episode: Master Shake (7), Frylock (6), Meatwad (4), Carl (1)
The house smells awful.
Well, why? Why does it smell that way?!
(hurt) Did we have to go to that tone...already? You start off so nice.
Look, alright? I'm sorry, okay, just explain. Please. Why?
Well, this is what I did, see: you know how the flies have been a problem?
...no, I don't.
And remember when I left all the meat out because I saw Mr. David Lynch I'm-On-TV do it and he got on TV from doing it and I did it and I didn't get on TV from doing it?
No, I don't remember that.
Well, I did, and because of this, of course, you get rats.
Ughhh. So why does the house smell?
I'm not doooone! Look, when we go in there...you need to watch where you step.
And why is that?!
[part of the house explodes]
DAMN!
...that is part of the reason. Now let's go in and remember what I said.
[One of Shake's landmines blew up and the house is now missing a wall]
Its opened up now. I got rid of that stupid fire place so now the room has a flow. You feel it?
We never had a fire place!
We never used it.
WE NEVER HAD ONE!
Well I never liked it...
[Shake has just shown Frylock the monitors showing his room a complete mess]
I'm gonna edit this.
Well you just have fun watchin' it by yourself because we're done being roommates and we're done being friends!
Look, I had to do that. You'll understand one day when you're older!
I'll send a crew for my stuff later. See ya.
Now I can declare that space as a loss...on the taxes I'll pay in August. Are you listenin' to me?! August is when I do it!
[after Frylock moves out]
Thanks for moving me, Carl.
CCarl
Yeah, well... thanks for leavin'. When are the other two showin' up?
Oh, they're not.
CCarl
...What do you mean, they're not?
Oh, you didn't know? They're stayin' in the house next to you.
CCarl
...That's not exactly what we agreed upon, is it?
...Well, I lied. But, here's that candy cane I promised you.
CCarl
Naw, save it for Christmas. Just stick it right back up your ass. I'll, uh, see you never.
[Shake and Meatwad play chickenball as Meatwad's eyes are infected]
All right, now throw that chicken right down the middle. Okay, it's gonna go right outta the park, baby!
Where are you? Where's the strike zone?
Over here, follow my voice!
I can't see! I got some sort of chicken infection in my eye.
All right, fine. Go down the hallway and wash it out.
No, sir. I ain't never goin' down that hallway never again.
Then you pitch that chicken!
Meatwad, it's for you. Someone who thinks he's your friend.
(with severely swollen eyes) Bring him over to the light.
Ooh, Meatwad. How are you doing?
Oh, Frylock! Hey! I'm very...can I tell you the truth?
Meatwad!
I'm very good!
If you're that good, then maybe you should be putting some more foam on our fire. I'm not an Eskimo over here, y'know.
Well, your face looks all...puffy.
No, no, I'm just tired! I-I fell down some stairs.
We don't have any stairs, Meatwad.
If he said he fell down some stairs, he fell down some stairs! People get clumsy sometimes! Is there a problem here?!
He's sick, Shake, and so are you.
Well, he's supposed to be next door, harvesting the crops, picking our dinner. See, we're farming now, we're farmers! It's an honest life.
We ain't got no more hollow leaves over there, we ate that whole bush yesterday! That's why the bathroom hurts so bad!
Well, what else did you plant over there?!
I ain't planted nothin'.
That's why you fall down the stairs all the time.
(eating spring rolls) This has gone well. Tell you what- mmm, hold on- I will allow visitation hours, for you and us, provided- mmm- you bring lots of these little fried burritos.
Well...no. I'll see y'all later.
Wait, wait, wait, h-hang on: anddddd you pay us a stipend.
Fuck you, Shake. See ya.
Nononono, wait, wait, wait, hang on, hang on now. Come on, I'm-I'm being serious now. Seriously: a memorial plaque will be carved and bejeweled in my honor.
He left. Again.
(defensively) Those are the terms!
[The house is on fire. Shortly after, the phone rings at Frylock's apartment]
Hello?
(eyes severely swollen) Aren't you coming back?
[Angry] Hell no! (hangs up)
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