Master Shake quotes from Aqua Teen Hunger Force

Shake

[singing] Oh-hh my Go-od, I-I'm the boringest guy in the world!

Master Shake

All right! All right! Will everybody settle down please? We're not deaf! Okay.

Master Shake

[to Frylock] C'mon dog, you're into this! You're black! [silence] You sound black. [silence] ...Where you from?

Master Shake

Josh! Yeah, yeah I know. Sorry for the mix up pal. I do, yes. I do like my balls. No, there is absolutely no need to hand them to me in front of the New York sales team. I--yes. You got it. Okay, buddy. You sound thinner, did you lose weight? Okay, thanks. Bye. ...shmuck.

Master Shake

Ding dong, the dick is dead, Carl!

Master Shake

Hydration is essential. [sips loudly from his drink] Oh, that's good. [sips] And I need 85 [long and annoying sip] gallons of soda per day, and plus, [two annoying sips] It comes with an edible handtruck. [Nibbles on the wheel of the handtruck] The tires ny'are chocolate!

Master Shake

Well I'll tell you what, as long as I get these muffins, I don't give a crap what he does. He's a winner in my book. In fact, I'm gonna make a couple of dogs tonight. Start a restaurant with 'em, call it "Dogs". I'm gonna work on that name, too, because that does not seem good to me.

Master Shake

God!...Look at him rip!...His fingers go from here to China, man! It's like a skeletal boardwalk across the ocean!

Master Shake

Listen, don't tell me how to do it. You tell him [Meatwad] how to do it and he'll tell me.

Master Shake

Our future's at stake, and it's in your nose. You must eat your boogers, America, for the sake of your grandchildren's lives.

Master Shake

I'm goin' to Mexico, until all this bill business chills out.

Master Shake

You gotta wash your hands before you pick a baby up. He can see the bacteria burning into his flesh!

Master Shake

Get in that net you crazy whore!

Master Shake

...so the bum said, "I ate it off the sidewalk. With my baaaallls!"

Master Shake

What do a walrus and Tupperware have in common? They're both looking for a tight seal!