Uhh, Yeah. Six inch on wheat. Umm, No mayo. Uhh, hang on. Dr. Weird?
My ass has finally decided to eat my hand! [Dr. Weird's ass pulls in more of his arm] It hungers, for more! [Dr. Weird's ass eats him.]
Uhh, yeah. Just the one hoagie.
Carl, let her go! You're highly infected! Carl I'm afraid... you've been clowned!
CCarl
Yeah, I thought my flip flops felt a little tight.
Well, KNOW THIS! If you're an object, don't ever cross me. I proved it to your CD, I proved it to your window, and I proved it to your record player, and your lawn mower, and I will prove it to anything else—
[Shake is thrown from Carl's window.]
[Carl's wig has become noticeably curlier]
CCarl
Whoa, was my hair this curly last night?
What, are you fishing for compliments? You know, that's a horrible personality trait, nobody likes that.
CCarl
You, uh, you have a brush I could borrow?
We don't, we're all, uh, bald.
I got me one.
[he pulls out a toilet brush]
I use this for my teeth, and my hair.
CCarl
Oh, yeah, I forgot. I live next to a third world hell hole.
[termites that Meatwad ordered have infested Carl's house]
Are you here about the termites?
CCarl
Oh yeah, partly. I'm certainly not gonna sign for any more packages with the word "Congo" written in blood.
You're taking this pretty well, Carl. Usually you're a little more pissed off when we pull stuff like this.
CCarl
Yeah, y'know, I don't lose my cool as easily anymore. I've kinda gone through some changes in the past 24 hours.
SHStyrofoam Head
[ominously] The Clowning has begun!
CCarl
Who said? Someone say something? Hello? Eh, friggin' air vent.
SHStyrofoam Head
God, I wanted him to see me! I wanted to say "It was me. I said it".
BBingo
You fool!
SHStyrofoam Head
God, don't you occasionally just wanna freak people out?
BBingo
He must never know.
SHStyrofoam Head
Oh, you got it, bud. Think he won't figure out when his feet grow to the size of pontoons?
BBingo
Do you mock the Clown Society?
SHStyrofoam Head
Look, I'll handle this Bingo. You just get in your little midget car, and your fucking big feet, and you fucking fly around.
BBingo
Okay, but I'm telling Sparkles!
SHStyrofoam Head
Oh good, then that means you're leaving! Now friggin' go, you stupid clown!
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