[to an old friend] I haven't seen you in 10 years! Are you still 30?
“The Boring Identity” · Season 9
In this episode: Stan Smith (2), Francine Smith (2), Steve Smith (1)
[after capturing Osama Bin Laden at Doug & Buster's] We've finally got him!
BBullocks
We're Americans, damn it!
[notices something] Whoa, check out that sweet game!
I've been sitting here like a dry-throated bitch, you duke fiend.
Mama, when's Daddy coming home?
Hopefully not before the futon market cools off.
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