TThicke
And the pappy goes to... my man, Stan Smith!
[Stan comes up on stage to accept his award]
Thank you, Alan Thicke. This is amazing.
[suddenly, the background, which is the back of the garage door, opens up, revealing Thicke's wife in her car]
TThicke
Honey, I told ya, I'm using the garage for my awards show! Park on the street!
ASArmy soldier
I'm so sick of this crap, Alan!
But he still has his job, right? I can keep my finery?
ASArmy soldier
It's come to our attention that your son's run out of options. The army'll take him.
Get outta here, you damn vulture! [slams the door, then opens it again] Thank you for your service.
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