American Dad! · Season 9, Episode 9
“Vision: Impossible” · Season 9, Episode 9
In this episode: Stan Smith (3), Francine Smith (2), Roger (1), Hayley Smith (1)
[enters with something wrapped in a towel] You guys will not believe what's in this towel.
A baby. A baby you gave birth to, and you didn't even know you were pregnant. It just popped out on the lawn. You thought you were just takin' a D on the lawn, but surprise! It wasn't a deuce. It was a baby, and it's in that towel. [taps the table] Show me that baby!
No. It's a raccoon.
I like to drive around and pretend I have zoo problems.
[Roger awakens from his coma]
Roger, thank God you're awake! You've been in a coma.
Oh, my God! How long was I out? [holds up a beard] This long? [holds up a longer beard] Or this long?
The first one.
[Roger puts on the shorter beard]
And then, he.
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