SMr. Savage
Do you know what this is?
Some kind of scooter?
SMr. Savage
(Buzzing noise) Wrong!
Sorry.
“Jet X” · Season 1
In this episode: Chase Matthews (5), Zoey Brooks (4), Dana Cruz (2), Michael Barret (1), Logan Reese (1), Quinn Pensky (1), Nicole Bristow (1), Mr. Bender (1)
Where's the off button on this?
Uh, I don´t know. You're the geek.
True.
(on the phone to Chase) Chase, you rock!
(to Michael) I rock!
You´re OK.
You're just jealous because my dad owns a juice company!
What?!
What?!
I didn't know what to say!
Well, tell him money doesn't give him the right to push people around.
I did.
And?
He gave me 50 bucks to shut up.
Okay! Shut up. So, why are you guys fighting?
Uh... Uh... he said... he said I have bushy hair!
Now, Chase, your hair is unusually bushy. And Michael, the bushiness of his hair is none of your business.
Or I could give you a ride, maybe we could go to the beach and make out a little.
You know, I would, but it's so hard for a girl to kiss a guy while she's vomiting.
It's true. It happened to me once.
These quotes come from Wikiquote's Zoey 101 pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.