I don't wanna live with "Mooshna."
Dietrich.
I don't want any new roommate!
Then we gotta figure out a way to make her think Chase still lives here.
(over walkie-talkie) Can I stop doing this?
(into walkie-talkie; yelling) NO!
“Fake Roommate” · Season 4
In this episode: Lola Martinez (5), Quinn Pensky (4), Michael Barret (3), Zoey Brooks (2), Logan Reese (2), Dean Rivers (1), Coco (1), Stacey (1)
(Michael is swimming in the hot tub until Logan arrives)
Hey, Michael.
(Michael doesn't answer, so Logan throws a squish toy football at him. Michael goes crazy, then turns to him and removes his goggles and snorkel)
What?
Our problems are over!
You got us that special shampoo?
No. I found a way to convince that housing lady that Chase is still our roommate.
How are we gonna do that?
(Logan leaves to go get something, then comes back with a fake version of Chase and waves his arm)
(impersonates Chase) I'm back.
(Michael nods at the idea as Logan does some poses on the fake Chase)
Hey guys, will you sign this petition to bring Coco back?
(Girls laugh)
MMira
Well, it's really cool to meet you guys. If you need me, call any time. (Mira leaves)
ZLZoey, Lola, Quinn, and Stacey
Bye.
Wow, a dorm adviser who's normal.
Who dresses cool.
And doesn't smell like bugs and ravioli.
Ok, can we stop trashing Coco behind her back?
Why not? Most people trash her right to her face.
Yeah, but I feel like I got her fired.
It wasn't your fault.
Anyways, Coco already got another job.
She did?
Really?
Already?
Yeah, she's working at Vaccaro's Fancy Restaurant just a half a mile up the street from PCA.
See, I bet a server there makes a ton more money than a school dorm advisor.
Good, that makes me feel a little better.
Um, Coco isn't working there as a server.
Then what's she doing there? (scene changes to Carl's Mini Fancy Restaurant's lady's restroom)
(to woman) Hey! I'm Coco, ladies restroom attendant. You having a nice dinner? What'd you order? (sniffs her) Steak! (woman walks away and Zoey walks in) Zoey, what are you doing here?
Well, Stacey told me you got a job and I just wanted to come by and say "hey."
Hey.
(older woman walks in and goes into the stall)
Look, I'm so sorry about what happened.
I'm not. This job is fantastic.
Yeah?
Yeah, seriously. Don't worry about it. It's really great, um, sometimes they let me--
OWOld Woman
(from inside a stall) Oh my GOD! This toilet's stopped up! Do you mind?
Yes, ma'am. (Coco heads over to the stall and turns to Zoey, sobbing) "KILL ME!! GO GET A HAMMER, THEN COME BACK, AND KILL ME WITH IT!" (walks into the stall) OH! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!
Either of you two seen the remote?
It's right over there.
[Lola tries to reach the remote from her cushion, unsuccessfully]
I guess I'll just take a nap.
[when the girls are going with Dean Rivers to confront Mira]
You don't have any peanut butter in your pocket, do you? [he looks at her confused]
When I was little, I only liked smooth peanut butter. But now I'm a chunky girl.
Chunky?
Well, not THAT way.
[chasing a group of people] I'LL CATCH YOU EVENTUALLY! JUST SIGN THE PETITION!
MMira
[crying] Are you gonna fire me?
Well, duh!
Get out of here, you nutbar!
[after Burvich sees that Michael and Logan used a fake Chase]
BBurvich
FAKE! He's a fake boy! I knew Chase Matthews left PCA. And let me tell you something, mister...you and Logan are getting...
OH, HA HA HA! [runs off]
BBurvich
You and Logan...ARE GETTING A NEW ROOMMATE!!!
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