Lola Martinez quotes from Zoey 101

It's right over there.

[Lola tries to reach the remote from her cushion, unsuccessfully]

Lola

I guess I'll just take a nap.

S4 Fake Roommate

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Lola

When I was little, I only liked smooth peanut butter. But now I'm a chunky girl.

Chunky?

Lola

Well, not THAT way.

S4 Fake Roommate

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MMira

[crying] Are you gonna fire me?

Dean Rivers

Well, duh!

Lola

Get out of here, you nutbar!

S4 Fake Roommate

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(Coco is crying really loud and putting suitcases into the back of her car)

Um, Coco?

I can't go camping, leave me alone.

Lola

Okay, what do you mean you can't go camping?

What's the problem?

I thought Carl, my boyfriend, might be cheating on me.

(The kids all moan)

So I went to his house and I climbed up the tree in his front yard to wait for him to come home, right?

KKids

Right, makes sense, yea.

Then I thought he was gonna bring home another girl, which he did, but it was his mother.

Okay, well, that's good.

No, because the branch I was sitting on broke and I fell on her.

Lola

Oh my God!

Is she hurt?

I don't know, Carl says she has a fractured neck or something.

Okay, so then what happened?

He called me a lunatic, then broke up with me, so now I have to drive to Frezno and fix this.

(Coco continues crying and gets in the front seat of her car)

You can't just leave us here at PCA.

Lola

It's semester break!

(Coco starts driving away and crying)

Wait!

What are we supposed to do?

(Coco drives away and her suitcase falls out of the back of her car spilling underwear and ravioli all over the road.)

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Hey guys, we got a problem.

What's wrong?

Michael just called me and said that he and Lo...Why is Quinn a clown?

Lola

I got bored!

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So you're sure you were nowhere near the admin building last night between midnight and 1:00 a.m?

LLunch Lady

I'm sure. I was already in bed asleep by 10-

Lola

[yelling] WE'RE NOT IDIOTS!!!

LLunch Lady

I-I never called you an-

Lola

WHERE WERE YOU LAST NIGHT BETWEEN MIDNIGHT AND 1:00 A.M.?!

LLunch Lady

Now you're scaring me!

'Scuse us! (drags Lola away)

Lola

She's a liar! That's a lying lunch lady!

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Lola

[yelling at Shaymus] DID YOU SMASH THE TROPHY?!

SShaymus

I never smashed nothing, you little chicken!

Lola

LIAR!!!

We're sorry we bothered you!

SShaymus

[to Lola] I'm sorry SHE exists!

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So, we're good?

Lola

We're good. What do you say we go down to the lounge and gawk at guys?

Let's gawk. (the two walk off laughing)

S4 Anger Management

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(Quinn is playing with an art program on her computer to mess up a picture of Mark)

Lola

What'cha doing?

Mangling Mark's face.

Lola

This is not a good use of your time.

Well, it makes me feel better!

S4 Quinn Misses The Mark

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Lola

Oh, God...you guys aren't gonna be one of those couples, aren't you?

I just fed him a grape. Want me to feed you one?

Lola

Okay. (she does)

S4 Quinn Misses The Mark

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Lola

And you'll fix it?

Yes, I'm Zoey, you new? Come on, Dustin.

[Zoey starts to leave, but Dustin is staring at Lola, who is wearing her bikini]

Lola

...Quit looking at my swimsuit. (Nick's way of saying "Quit looking at my boobs.")

Dustin

I'm not. You have a bug on your stomach.

(Lola screams as she waves herself around trying to get it off her)

S4 Walk-a-thon

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So that's it?!

That's just it?!

Yep!

So Dean Rivers is just fine with letting him go to school here?

Lola

Uh-huh.

He wouldn't even listen to us.

He just sat there making a teeny cheesecake.

Did you remind him that he beat up me, Michael and Chase?!

AND Del Figgalo!

Well, Mark probably deserved it.

Lola

But he was your boyfriend.

Well, he's not anymore! [Zoey and James look at each other confused, and Quinn glares at him] Well, he's not.

I'm outraged! Out-raged!

Me, too!

James

Now calm down. Have a capucchino.

S4 Vince is Back

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You're lame.

Lola

You're dumb!

Leave him alone!

S4 Vince is Back

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Just thought I'd invite you to come shoot some pool with me and Lola! ...But she's awful.

Lola

I heard that.

But she's got some really good hearing!

S4 Dinner For Two Many

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Lola

Is it wrong to be in love with a crabcake?

If it's wrong, then I don't want to be right.

Did you guys know that crabs are omnivores that eat algae and fungus and worms?

Lola

Algae and fungus and worms?