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Lola Martinez quotes from Zoey 101

Played by Victoria Justice · 86 quotes · page 6 of 6

Lola Martinez

Played by Victoria Justice

Zoey 101 · 325 quotes

5th most-quoted character in Zoey 101: in 86 of its 325 quotes
Most scenes with: Quinn Pensky (39), Zoey Brooks (35), Chase Matthews (25)

Scenes with Lola Martinez 83

MMaurice

Well, I guess someone doesn't understand what "banned" means.

Maurice, listen--

MMaurice

Oh, get out of my sight.

Wait. Why are you in the women's restroom?

He likes the lollipops.

MMaurice

I want you and your little chicky friends outta here.

Lola

You can't throw us out!

Yeah. Look, Maurice--

MMaurice

[removes the girls from the women's restroom] Yes, I can throw you out. Turn around. There's the exit. Move. Move, ladies. Ladies. Must I call security on you? Out of my bathroom. Out of my restaurant.

[Quinn, Lola, Coco and Maurice argue as Coco whimpers]

What's going on?

I don't know.

Quit pushing us!

Lola

We are citizens!

Carl, help!

CCarl

[gets up from his seat and stops Maurice] Hey! Hey! What's the deal, buddy?

MMaurice

The deal is get out unless you want me to call the police.

Make him let go of me.

CCarl

Sorry, baby. I'm on parole. [takes his food from the table and leaves the restaurant]

[starts to cry]

[Zoey, James, Logan and Michael get up from their seats and confront Maurice]

Sir, what's the problem here?

MMaurice

Mind your own business.

Don't talk to him like that.

And let her go.

MMaurice

Oh. Is she a friend of yours?

That's right.

MMaurice

Then all of you out of here! [the people at Vacarro get up from their seats and start to argue as the rest of the gang do the same when Maurice tries to throw Coco out of the restaurant] Come on, Coco. Get out, Get out, Get out, Coco.

Do you know who my father is?

MMaurice

You're never coming in here again. Banned, Coco. Banned.

MMan

Freaks!

[while everyone argue, Lola takes a carrot, eats it and smiles]

Everyone! (Everyone in Zoey's dorm looks) We're about to get busted!

(People look worried and shocked)

Well, don't just stand there!

Lola

Hide everything!

(Everyone starts hiding everything)

(after Dean Rivers accidentally uses Quinn's laser gun and destroys his cupboard, which reveals a coffee machine)

Lola

What is that?

(tries to hide it) Nothing! Let's forget about this whole thing, dismissed!

(takes the coffee kettle) My goodness.

Is that coffee?

It looks like coffee!

It smells like coffee!

I am gabberflasted! [Everyone looks at him weirdly] I AM SHOCKED!

Ok, what do you think? Am I prom ready?

Lola

Yeah... but don't you think that dress is a little too sexy for your date... Dustin?

Dustin's... very mature for his age.

Lola

(sarcastically) Yeah, I hear his bedtime got moved up to 8:15.

Why couldn't you have broken up with James after the prom?

Lola

Why did you break up with him at all?

James is awesome.

I know James is awesome, and I know you think I was stupid to break up with him, and maybe you're right, but I did it, and now it's done. (Notices the shoes in Quinn's hand that her roommates want her to wear to the prom) Oh my God! Those shoes are cute!

Lola

Just because you broke up with James doesn't mean you have to be the only person at PCA who's not gonna be there.

Lots of people are going dateless.

Lola

Yeah! Firewire, and uh... Firewire!

That weird Swedish kid that smells like meat!

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