Logan Echolls quotes from Veronica Mars

Veronica

That's all sweet and great, but it doesn't really work that way. It's not like this is all some new facet of my personality. You know who I am. You know what I do.

Logan

And?

Veronica

And this isn't gonna change. And if you can't accept that, this isn't gonna work.

Logan

And you know who I am. And you're constantly expecting me to change. [she looks at him dumbfounded] And even right now as you're thinking, "Crap, he's got a point," you still think you're ultimately right. I love you Veronica. I love you. [after no response] Do you love me?

Veronica

Yeah.

Logan

Then can we try to go a little easier on each other?

Veronica

Yeah. I think that's a good idea.

Logan

[hugs her] So are we okay?

Veronica

Yeah, we're okay.

Veronica

Great job, Dick. I'm sure you won that debate.

Logan

Well, he's a master debater.

Veronica

Something wrong?

Logan

I can't do this anymore, Veronica. [Veronica looks at him in confusion] You know, I've been thinking... this isn't working. And I don't think I quite measure up to the person you want me to be and... I just can't take feeling like a disappointment anymore.

Veronica

Logan, I don't...

Logan

[interrupts her] Wait, let me get this out okay? The other thing... you told me you weren't built to let people help you.

Veronica

That's not exactly what I said...

Logan

It's close. And you know what? I'm not built to stand on the sidelines. [Veronica nods] And I think we have a choice. I think we can take a tough, but survivable amount of pain now...or stay together and deal with unbearable pain later. So I vote for the pain now. [They both start to tear up] But I'm always here... if you need anything. [kisses her on the forehead] But you never need anything.

Veronica

I just want to get to a place with you where we can be really... intimate.

Logan

That's what the female praying mantis says before she bites the male's head off.

Logan

Jeans, bold choice. Hope the maitre'd is fashion forward.

Veronica

Did you and Madison have sex over winter break?

Veronica

I asked you point blank--

Logan

And I lied. Point blank. It wasn't information that you had a right to know. I knew you wouldn't be able to deal with the Madison thing.

Veronica

Which 'thing' are you talking about? The 'she roofied me thing' or the thing 'when I stumbled to my car in the morning wondering where my virginity was and she had written slut on my windshield'? Was that what you thought I couldn't deal with? I am so genuinely sick right now. If I could've eaten anything today I'd be throwing up all over your floor.

Logan

We were broken up at the time.

Veronica

You know how I feel about her! There is no way that at some point while it was happening you weren't thinking about how much I'd hate you being with her.

Logan

It wasn't like that.

Veronica

No? Do you want another variation cause I have a million sickening scenarios running on a loop right now.

Logan

I wasn't trying to hurt you.

Veronica

Oh no. Really? Imagine if you tried.

Logan

What do you want me to do? What can I do?

Veronica

Make it not true. Get it out of my head and never let me think about it again. Cause unless you can do that, this is something I'm never getting past.

Dick

So, in other news, I met this girl a couple weeks ago at a party. Hot! Like, volcanic hot. Like, I might have to use an oven mitt to feel her up. Blink if you understand. She's coming here tonight, and she's bringing her sister, who, I might add, she described as practically her twin. By the way, I did a little research on pathetic sad sackery, and "hot sister" is the recommended treatment.

Logan

No, thanks.

Dick

You sure? We're thinking about going to the swim team's beach blanket blow-out. You can wear your t-shirt that says, "I'd rather be home crying."

Dick

Dude, you're not helping.

Logan

I'm aware of that.

Dick

I live here, too, you know. This is my home. People walk in, they don't think, "this little clean area is Dick's, and the hidden bottles of urine are Logan's." They think "Silence of the Lambs basement," and their desire to get naked near me takes a nose dive. You're lucky you're rich. This would be completely disgusting.

Logan

Hey. Uh, Veronica asked me to bring you this.

Mac

Performing a favor from a jail cell? The girl has serious friendship skills.

Logan

Mars!

Veronica

We're on a last name basis now? We've skipped right over androgynous nicknames.

Logan

I tried calling you "Chuckles", but it didn't stick.

Veronica

8 a.m. - shouldn't you be in a wet suit somewhere?

Logan

Early Poli. Sci.

Veronica

And you're actually going?

Logan

Yeah, I even bought this amazing pen that accents text in neon colors.

Veronica

Ah, a highlighter.

Logan

Lots of advancements since the last time I buckled down.

Logan

What about you?

Veronica

"Violence in early adolescence."

Logan

Need me to autograph your textbook?

Veronica

Thanks, but...

Logan

Hey, by the way, I am throwing I birthday party for Parker this weekend. I've been studying up too. I watched My Super Sweet Sixteen. That reminds me, do you know where I can get about a dozen eunuchs?

Veronica

Not offhand, but I could make some calls.

Mac

And his role in this enterprise?

Dick

Consultant. I'm an ass expert.

Logan

Yes, except for the expert part.

Dick

I'm an ass? Who would you ask for advice about lions, a lion or a gerbil? Gerbil, you say? No, you would ask a lion, because by virtue of being a lion, a lion is an expert on lions. So... Okay. I don't see how you hope to launch a website about hot asses without me, but fine. It's Friday night. If I walk long enough in a straight line, I'll hit a party.

Max

[showing Mac how his term-paper website works.] For the dumb, billable links at the top, disguised as functions.

Mac

So they link without realizing.

Max

And I make a dollar. See, the point of the Internet is to make money off of stupid people.

Logan

I like how you think, Max.

Mac

That sound you hear is my idealism quietly shattering.

Max

That other sound you hear is my cynicism laughing at your idealism shattering.

Mac

Well, it won't be laughing when I crash your greedy little evil website.

Max

I'll be laughing when you try.

Mac

Will you? Maybe I'm in your trusted-host table already.

Logan

Should I get a camera? There's gotta be someone out there that'd pay to see this hot nerd-on-nerd action.

Veronica

You were just waiting for me to pull out books?

Logan

No, just browsing.

Veronica

Building up on your South American culture? Conversational Portuguese perhaps? If you're going to be that close to Rio...

Logan

How did you know about my trip?

Veronica

Parker mentioned it.

Logan

Did my fanclub meet today? I thought you guys only met on wednesdays?