Max, Mac and others in “Debasement Tapes”

Max

[showing Mac how his term-paper website works.] For the dumb, billable links at the top, disguised as functions.

Mac

So they link without realizing.

Max

And I make a dollar. See, the point of the Internet is to make money off of stupid people.

Logan

I like how you think, Max.

Mac

That sound you hear is my idealism quietly shattering.

Max

That other sound you hear is my cynicism laughing at your idealism shattering.

Mac

Well, it won't be laughing when I crash your greedy little evil website.

Max

I'll be laughing when you try.

Mac

Will you? Maybe I'm in your trusted-host table already.

Logan

Should I get a camera? There's gotta be someone out there that'd pay to see this hot nerd-on-nerd action.