Max quotes from Veronica Mars

Max

Okay, seriously, did my friends hire you?

Veronica

Brian and Fred, as demented as this sounds, thought you'd have more confidence with girls if you... lost your virginity.

Max

I'm gonna go kill my friends now, so, if you could just leave me a bill.

Max

Can you still find her?

Veronica

Um... yes. But she'll still be a prostitute.

Max

I'm not stupid, Veronica, okay? We had something, I know it. There are some things you can't fake.

Veronica

And there are some things women are universally known for faking, and this girl is a professional.

Max

When I dropped her off at the airport, she had tears in her eyes.

Veronica

Are you sure she wasn't thinking of the cab fare back?

Max

[showing Mac how his term-paper website works.] For the dumb, billable links at the top, disguised as functions.

Mac

So they link without realizing.

Max

And I make a dollar. See, the point of the Internet is to make money off of stupid people.

Logan

I like how you think, Max.

Mac

That sound you hear is my idealism quietly shattering.

Max

That other sound you hear is my cynicism laughing at your idealism shattering.

Mac

Well, it won't be laughing when I crash your greedy little evil website.

Max

I'll be laughing when you try.

Mac

Will you? Maybe I'm in your trusted-host table already.

Logan

Should I get a camera? There's gotta be someone out there that'd pay to see this hot nerd-on-nerd action.

Mac

[sighs] I have to, have to, have to go to my morning classes tomorrow. I'm getting lost in the "sex-nap-eat-repeat" loop. I'm in the porn version of Groundhog Day.

Max

"Poundhog Day"?