[Veronica catches Tim breaking into Mars Investigations.]
What the hell are you doing?
Formulating a lie, realizing it's futile, begrudgingly telling the truth?
TTim
I'm trying to help Landry, okay? He gave your father the bug that someone planted in his phone. I'm hoping it will lead to Mindy.
How is it going to lead to Mindy?
TTim
I don't know. Serial numbers?
They don't have serial numbers.
TTim
Well, I didn't know. There's got to be a way. How would you do it?
[annoyed] Hmmm...well, first, I'd break into someone's office, act really weasly, and then ask their advice.
[In the cafeteria, Veronica looks bemused as Wallace reports on Logan and Parker's lunchtime tête-à-tête.]
I'm just trying to figure out which Gilmore girl you are.
If you're wondering where I am, I'm hanging out outside a convenience store, eating corn nuts and watching strippers.
[Veronica finds Tim checking a computer with gloved hands.]
Nice gloves. You heading to the parlor to strangle Colonel Mustard after this?
TTim:
We're breaking and entering. I can't leave prints.
Use your sleeve! It's less creepy.
We're on a last name basis now? We've skipped right over androgynous nicknames.
I tried calling you "Chuckles", but it didn't stick.
Man, you get everyone to confess.
I think it's the uniform. Do you have anything to confess?
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