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Veronica Mars · Season 3

Mac, Dick and others in “Debasement Tapes”

And his role in this enterprise?

Consultant. I'm an ass expert.

Yes, except for the expert part.

I'm an ass? Who would you ask for advice about lions, a lion or a gerbil? Gerbil, you say? No, you would ask a lion, because by virtue of being a lion, a lion is an expert on lions. So... Okay. I don't see how you hope to launch a website about hot asses without me, but fine. It's Friday night. If I walk long enough in a straight line, I'll hit a party.

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